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What does happen to the turkeys pardoned? Go to a zoo? Adopted as pets? How long do turkeys live?
They will return to live at Farmamerica, an agricultural interpretive center in Waseca, Minnesota. Farmamerica touts itself on its website as being a place for people to "explore, discover and connect with the evolving story of agriculture through sensory experiences like guided walking tours of historic sites, field trips, family fun events, day camps, farm animal interactions, interactive exhibits, and crop research plots.
That’s fuckin weird
Not that weird for Minnesota. I bet it's a popular school field trip destination (I didn't grow up here so idk).