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Define fries (lemmy.world)
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[-] hsr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Obviously fries represent the western civilization. Frying oil is the chaos dragon of woke left that means to destroy the fries, but will instead transform them into something even more beautiful, an entity of culinary perfection. But you would already know that if only you had bought my online course. sob It's so sublime. sob

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Employee listening in the background hears the timer for the fries go off. Pulls the basket out from the oil.

Looks at the fries.

Looks at the stand for them to drain.

Looks at Jordan Peterson.

Looks at the fries.

Shoves their own face into the hot oil to escape the sound of JP's voice.

this post was submitted on 10 Jul 2025
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