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[-] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 months ago

But then you risk it touching the inside parts of the toilet which is nasty

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 31 points 6 months ago

clean your toilet mr long schlong

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

So the options are: pee sitting down and always have clean the inside of the toilet. Or pee standing up, and sometimes clean what you missed

[-] green_copper@kbin.earth 2 points 6 months ago

Shouldn't cleaning the toilet and bathroom interior in general regularly be the default?

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 9 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Yes, like weekly. But I pee at least 3 times a day, and would have to clean it after every use. No?

I pee on the inside, it gets dirty. Next time I want to pee I need to clean it again, or clean it immediately after I pissed.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Peeing standing up is splattering piss water everywhere what the fuck are you talking about?

Edit - omg you loser lol, literally went through every comment I've ever made and downvoted them LMFAO oh no what ever will I do... Rent free. Rent. Free.

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman.

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world -2 points 6 months ago

Tell me you have a weak stream without piss water splashing everywhere in the bowl.

[-] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 0 points 6 months ago

Sometimes? I'm not tall at all, and if I pee standing up I later see droplets of pee basically everywhere. It wasn't that much of a problem as a child, so I guess it's height-based. But again, for an adult I'm not tall at all.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org -3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Or y'know, just clean the toilet regularly regardless of whether you're standing or sitting.

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I think you misunderstand the issue.

Unless you actually really clean the inside of the toilet bowl after every time you take a piss?

[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org -1 points 6 months ago

Did you know that when you flush a toilet, the bowl gets rinsed with clean water

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Have you used a toilet before? The rim doesn't get cleaned

[-] AdamBomb@lemmy.sdf.org -2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That’s just not a place I would expect a dick to go, no matter the size

[-] falseWhite@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Stop being obsessed with my dick and go pee upside down if you like.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 21 points 6 months ago

Growers win again

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