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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

You’re correct, I don’t die of sexual dissatisfaction.

But more to the point, the sense of hunger, horniness, co2 poisoning, desire for human companionship, etc. are fundamental human experiences that drive our behaviors. Their absence is noticed in more ways than might immediately be apparent. Anon’s tenuous relationship with showering, for instance, might be completely severed in the absence of a sex drive. Hell, it might inhibit his desire to leave home. This could be a death knell.

Also, daily nutrition bags in the arm are an option. Dietary masturbation

[-] Sonor@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Dietary masturbation

Thanks for that image :D

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

Chewing gum: mastecation masturbation

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