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So, like an 11 or 12 then (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 4 days ago
[-] groet@feddit.org 22 points 4 days ago

So how exactly are you supposed to move someone from the fun zone?

Hey girl I'm having great fun with you. If you get a facelift we can start dating?

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago

Hot is not only physical. It's also mental, you may find traits on your partner that move them around for you.

[-] l_isqof@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago
[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Usually there's a temperature knob you can adjust.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

You want to date someone you find unattractive?

Btw, the whole thing is more tongue-in-cheek.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Who's tongue in who's cheek being what makes it hot.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

you break up with them

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 13 points 4 days ago

I dated a redheaded preacher's daughter once

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago
[-] village604@adultswim.fan 11 points 4 days ago

He's still alive, so I guess so.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 8 points 4 days ago

No. Too high on the scale.

[-] Landless2029@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

This reminds me of an ancient YouTube video drawing nearly the same chart.

Found it

[-] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

The chart is obviously based on the video, the parenthetical in the danger zone is a dead giveaway.

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 4 days ago

I wonder how many guys who think they can be selective about the “date” and “marry” zones are even a 5 (assuming bell curve distribution).

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