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[-] Wren@lemmy.today 45 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Shout out to my broken coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.

[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 26 points 2 months ago

That's just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 20 points 2 months ago

It all makes sense now. The universe balanced my humors.

[-] Jolteon@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 months ago

Negative energy can never be removed, only transferred. He obviously didn't like you, the skeptic, so he transferred all the negative energy into you from your other co-workers. /s

[-] Wren@lemmy.today 3 points 2 months ago

Aw, but I supported him. Magic is stupid but I like cool rocks.

[-] arcine@jlai.lu 1 points 1 month ago

Crystals do fix negative energy in a very simple way ! Feeling negative ? Just look at a crystal, crystals are pretty. Now you feel less negative, ta-dah !

I have multiple salt lamps for this reason. The magic of being a very pretty glowing crystal works wonders on me when I feel down x)

this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2026
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