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[-] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was standing in the lunch line of my K-12 school when a kid I was only vaguely acquainted with quipped, "I want to leave the world the way I entered it, naked and screaming."

This was during the height of the Yo Mama joke era, so I quipped back, "No one wants to hear what you and your mom do behind closed doors," and the whole line got quiet.

Turns out his mom died in a car crash earlier that month.


Another one was when I had just moved to a different location for my company as a help desk tech. I got a ticket for someone named David, according to AD. I went into the area where they worked and asked the room, "Is David here today?"

The whole room went quiet. Turns out the week before I moved offices HR had a meeting to announce that David is now Alice.

Alice didn't give a fuck because I was obviously not dead naming her maliciously. After that we regularly hung out during smoke breaks.

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