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[-] Damage@feddit.it 35 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone has sex, get over your puritanism

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Nah, granny agrees, she ain't hating

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 weeks ago

Everyone does? What is your source for a bold claim?

[-] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 4 points 2 weeks ago

You wouldn't understand, Namekians puke out their young after all.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

cucumbers aren't people

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

some people have multiple. i keep mine over in that cabinet full of jars

[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

What is the point of this reply? Lol everyone takes shits too but I don't want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something... Just because everyone does something doesn't mean you want everyone to know all about it...

[-] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 weeks ago

well, give me her contact and I'll send her pics of mine seeing your too lousy to share with her, and I'll ask her to rate my turd!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t want my grandma to hear all about a nasty smelling pure liquid shit I took the day before yesterday or something

what is wrong with you gran is the first person i send the photo to

[-] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah damn maybe my nana has been having mad fomo over my shits for years and I didn't even know

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I take pictures to send weekly and she comments on how well it looks like I've been eating; it's really helped us stay in touch.

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sure. But to an extent. I am definitely glad I didn't grow up in a single room house on the prairie falling asleep with my parents making my younger siblings on the bed next to me.

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Granny just doesn't approve of farting during sex... cause she's a puritan prude and never experienced that level of relief

[-] wheezy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

You'd like my granny. She be farting all the time with no shame.

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

We all like your granny

[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

walks around sounding like a 2-stroke engine

[-] VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

However, absolutely no one addresses their granddaughter by the name “granddaughter”

this post was submitted on 07 May 2026
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