Just thinking about the sub implosion over the summer and how the sub would turn off wifi for it's passengers when it got lost so they couldn't go on twitter and ask for help. (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Dummies fighting the bourgeois in the revolution when all we have to do is design deathtraps for them and they'll pay us to get in and die.

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[-] AcidSmiley@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

At first i actually thought you meant sub as in a BDSM context, which worried me because i really, really do not want my subs to implode. Then i realized that's not it and wondered why a sandwich would have wifi. Only then i remembered this is about the next best thing in the world after unimploded submissives and delicious sandwiches, which is dead billionaires.