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[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

-Metric system

-abolish penny

-abolish daylight savings time

-Every month is now five 6-day weeks (More orderly, no Monday)

-Last five days of every year (Six on leap years) Is now a New Year’s festival.

-move august and july to end of year (now September, October, November, December Correspond with their correctly numbered month)

Ads cannot interrupt content, can only be before or after each episode/movie

[-] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

I believe the question was "how do you fuck it up" not make everything better.

[-] CaptainMcMonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

All beverages are now required to be Diet New Coke served exclusively in those tiny cardboard milk cartons.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago
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