After watching several up-close videos of deer, I have concluded that their "graceful" image is propaganda and that they are in fact derpy gangly creatures (hexbear.net)

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[-] anonochronomus@hexbear.net 36 points 6 months ago

[-] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 33 points 6 months ago

I'm not a veterinarian, but assuming the story is real, it sounds like the deer has spongiform encephalopathy, or one of those conditions that make you do really stupid, counter-intuitive shit.

[-] Diuretic_Materialism@hexbear.net 15 points 6 months ago

Oh shit I just learned I've had spongiform encephalopathy for YEAR!

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 6 months ago

spongiform encephalopathy, or one of those conditions that make you do really stupid, counter-intuitive shit.

Alternatively it could be just socialdemocracy

[-] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago

Pretty sure these are symptoms of a prion infection

[-] AdlachGyfiawn@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Yeah. Chronic wasting disease is huge among deer. I sometimes forget not everyone is on the lookout for it.

[-] Finger@hexbear.net 24 points 6 months ago

no more half measures walter

[-] Sephitard9001@hexbear.net 14 points 6 months ago

This is probably where stories of skinwalkers come from because if I saw this shit in an age before germ theory I would throw myself down on the ground and weep for god