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I would definitely not recommend doing what I did, which is learning how to make literally the best cheesecake everyone who's tried it has ever eaten.
I make sure not to have the ingredients in the house or I'd probably eat one a week.
It's a real problem.
My dad did the same with keylime pie. Like literally he had a serious Chef try it and the guy said it was the best he’s ever had.
The issue? My dad’s a binge eater and couldn’t stop himself from making it constantly. I have the same problem so I’ve actively avoided learning the recipe.