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[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I can sense what you deleted from your browser history when you interact with me online.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Yes, in case you were wondering, that upvote opened the channel. From your phone history, I think you have pretty good taste. On the laptop, it's mostly boring work stuff, but clearly your son is using your login for college stuff and some other stuff you don't want to bump into if he forgets to use incognito mode next time. Give him his own login and he'll stop changing your desktop wallpaper.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Oh. Last night - two hours? What? And quite a bit more varied than usual. Are you trying to show off or something?

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

I got your upvote, and I think maybe dial down the frequency a bit, and I've got to tell you, I don't think real women like that particular activity as much as you seem to hope they do.

[-] davidagain@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Oh now, that... That is a whole load of very kinky stuff indeed.

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