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What are some silly ways to say you gotta go poop? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by over_clox@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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I might say something like "Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat..."

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[-] chowdertailz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

"Gotta see a man about a dog."

Had a coworker that would go the the bathroom and sit in there for 10 to 15 so I started calling it a "Tony ten-er."

[-] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

My ex boss used to say he was going to use the library whenever he had to shit. Don't know why.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 14 points 3 months ago

I take it your boss was Gen X or older?

In the pre cell phone era, it was common for bathrooms to contain various magazines or books.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Uhhhhhh.......was that a regional thing? Because I'm old enough to remember bathrooms before cell phones.

I don't remember magazines/books being left in the bathroom. I only remember bringing them in.

Seinfeld did a whole episode on how gross it was to brings books into the bathroom.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

LDR Industries Free Standing Toilet Paper Holder and Magazine Rack, Bathroom Storage Organizer, Rectangular Pedestal Design, Bathroom Tissue Holder, Chrome

https://a.co/d/6liaiOW

Looks like it's still a thing...

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

You know that nobody under the age of 40 has ever ordered that.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 6 points 3 months ago

Oh, definitely not. I'd say no one under 50 would even be a good bet, but I had to look and make sure this wasn't a Fruit of the Loom Cornucopia/Berenstein Bears type thing.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Wait why the fuck are they gaslighting us about that cornucopia

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What cornucopia?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Nice try, Fruit of the Loom

[-] Kayday@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

I didn't think I was old. Now I do.

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