Walz Stops Rally to Tell Sleepy Attendee to "Stand Up in the Back" (www.duffelblog.com)

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[-] Mojave@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Duffleblog is a military version of the onion.

This is a joke from military culture more than it is a dig at Tim waltz. duffleblog is generally more progressive than it is conservative

Walz continued, “I better not see any more god dang eyelids from up here, Hooah? If you can’t stay awake, I got something for you! Y'all wanna play games? Cuz I got more games than god darn Milton Bradley! We can do this rally from the front leaning rest, Roger?”

This shit's funny. Obviously not a real quote. He used to be a CSM, and does NOT have the demeanor of one.

[-] stephen01king@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Doesn't it sound more like a classroom joke than a military one?

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

They have more in common than you might think!

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