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Them: Knock knock!

Me: Who's there?

Them: Unicorn.

Me: Unicorn who?

Them: Unicorn. Unicorn. Stop saying unicorn.

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[-] ChaosCoati@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

When my kid was a toddler we told her, “Why did the turkey crosse the road? Because the chicken was on vacation.”

She thought it was hilarious and would retell it with 2 random things she could see at the time: “Why did the couch cross the road? Because the floor was on vacation.”

[-] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

That's awesome, I love it.

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