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Elon Musk appointed to lead DOGE
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Elon Musk is a white South African deep sleeper agent who's entire job is to enshitify the US for the crime of (mildly) opposing apartheid (towards the very end).
Wasting state funds on a tunnel that goes no where at the expense of rapid mass transport
Selling shitty cars that drive into lakes
Taking a huge amount of public money to subsidize said shithouse cars
Monopolizing the battery industry and pumping out mid products and sit on patents
Embracing and amplifying the most cancerous and self consuming culture like baseless conspiracy theories, The Big Bang Theory and 2015 era "dank memes"
Redirecting aerospace technology and advancements towards meaningless gestures like launching cars into space or a pipe dream Mars colony
Convincing rich rubes into thinking their trucks are bulletproof, indestructible ATVs
Online "banking" and money transfer so slow and inefficient it has a measurable negative effect on the economy.
Now he's going to """make the government more efficient""" aka defunding basically everything, hastening the collapse of the US Empire.
He's going to defund NASA for more SpaceX contracts and it'll be Columbia times 100 and kill 10,000,000 Americans by defunding the EPA and getting rid of the "woke" FDA. He still has a grudge against the CDC for closing his Tesla factories during 2020, and by God he's going to dissolve the CDC so the US is even less prepared for whatever mutated H5N1 variant that's going to come out of a US factory farm next year.
The tumour of American culture has become malignant but the Americans worship him like an antibody. And the Americans will have deserved it.