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[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Do you think Elon hasn't been kicked out yet because he's supplying Don Jr with cocaine?

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, it's his money. Plus, Musk draws media attention which distracts from Trump's bad news

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Trump won. He doesn't need Musk's money anymore. But Don Jr needs a steady supply of nose candy.

[-] PunnyName@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

He always needs more money. He's an addict. And it helps quiet the voice in his head saying he's a disappointing sack of shit.

[-] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

Oh sorry that was me

[-] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 6 points 1 day ago

He might not need it, but he wants it.

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