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Matt Gaetz Tells Girlfriend He Can Attend Quinceañera After All (thehardtimes.net)
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TALLAHASSEE, Fla. — Former Florida representative Matt Gaetz informed his girlfriend Valentina he will be able to go to her 15th birthday party after ending his bid for Attorney General, sources who attend Rickards High School confirm.

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[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago

So glad his schedule freed up

[-] radix@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

He has time to finally go back and get another diploma. He can graduate high school again, right?

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

He’d probably prefer middle school

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