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Therulepist
(lemmy.world)
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Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!
The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.
I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.
But how would you resist eating it?
You wouldn't.