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[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 days ago

Why would someone jerk off to keep himself awake? That is the opposite of what ejaculation does.

[-] warbond@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Ejaculation, sure, but getting there is pretty invigorating. You just gotta edge until you hit your exit.

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fake: OP heard a ghost

Gay: OP touched a dick

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 15 points 1 week ago

Does that mean that anyone who masturbates is at least a homosexual? and if so, does that mean that all straight people who masturbate are automatically bi?

[-] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Yes, unless they say “no homo” before masturbating. Or peeing. Or washing themselves.

[-] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 days ago

I am now saying that everytime I go pee from now on lol

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

it would be funny to hear someone say "no homo" while alone in a public bathroom. please do it

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This definitely happened and totally isn't a shitty made up event by a 15 year old on 4chan that probably doesn't even drive, yet.

[-] aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com 31 points 1 week ago
[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Nope, definitely the spirit of a safety-conscious voyeur.

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 8 points 1 week ago

Aaah, the old sexy radio dream again

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I was never a detailer or interior guy, but I painted a lot of cars that went through auctions and used car lots, and I've seen things man, unexplainable things. Not that they lacked potential solutions, but that the questions should never be asked

[-] AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Is spoopy a typo or a slang people use? So spooky that it made one poop(y)?

[-] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 21 points 1 week ago

Just shitty 4chan slang.

Primary usage I've seen for it is sPoOpY sKeLeToNs.

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