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Improvised birth contrule
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At least he got blown
No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.
No, that's an IED. You're thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren't discriminated against.
No, that's DEI, you're thinking of a desktop application for software development
No, that's an IDE, you're thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.
No, that's an EDU. You're thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.
No, that's UDF. You're thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.
No, that's Apu. You're thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.
No that's Abu. You're thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.
No that's Alf. You're thinking of a fantasy race with pointy ears.
No, that's elf. You're thinking of a 70s rock band with Jeff Lynne as its lead.
No, that ELO. You're thinking of the boy band that sang Summer Girls.
No, that’s LFO. You’re thinking of the outdated term for an alien spaceship.
No, that’s UFO. You’re thinking of the cult classic comedy from 1989 starring Weird Al Yankovic.
No, that's UHF. You're thinking of the cassettes we used to record and watch movies on.
No, that’s a VHS. You’re thinking of the big MMA organization.
No, that's UFC. You're thinking of the street drug known as angel dust.
No, that's PCP. You're thinking of the financial payment processing compliance regulation.
No, that's ACH. You're thinking of the cheaper alternative to copper plumbing.
No, that's PVC. You're thinking of the standard that allows you to write flag emojis
No that's LFO. You're thinking of extraterrestrial spacecraft.
No, that's UFO you're thinking of the janky american football league.
No, that's XFL, you're thinking of Microsoft's online gaming service.
LMAO.
No, that's an EDM group from the 2010s. You're thinking of ROFL.
No, that’s character played by James Urbaniak on The Office named Rolf. You’re thinking of Thomas Rolph, cricket player.
improvise unexploded device.
Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way
Improvised Uterine Device
Hah. I think this is pretty good.
Pick a vowel, any vowel - they're all the same...
If you're gonna be my lover, you'd best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.
this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2025
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