"If the dilator causes pain at first, it only indicates great need of the treatment" so
Price $3.75 Per Set (In United States), Sold only in sets
Dr. Young's Ideal Self Retaining Rectal Dilators, for the intelligent treatment of Piles, Constipation, Nervousness, Dyspepsia, Headache, Rheumatism, Insomnia, Asthma, Indigestion, Eczema, and diseases caused by sluggish circulation, malnutrition, defective elimination and the abuse of cathartic drugs.
For women - Wonderfully beneficial during pregnancy, and before and during period.
For men - Particularly recommended in prostatic troubles.
Directions - Select a size that can be inserted without discomfort. Lubricate with vaseline or with Dr. Young's Pile Ointment, and while in a squatting position or while lying on the side with the knees drawn up, gently insert in the rectum as far as the flange or rim. Hold in place for a minute and the rectal muscles will close around and retain it. The dilator should be allowed to remain for half and hour or an hour to get the best results, though even if retained but a few minutes it will accomplish much good.
When ready to use a larger size it is best to use the next smaller size for a few minutes, inserting and withdrawing it several times. This should not be overlooked.
Use at any convenient time and only good should follow. Their regular use tones and strengthens the muscles. If used at night they will be found a great promoted of natural refreshing sleep. Their use in the morning induces natural bowel action and at a time generally favored by nature.
To obtain the best results, the dilators should be used once each day. Use them while sitting or when lying down. If used when sitting, a pressure is brought to bear on the parts which is a great advantage - especially in the case of piles. This pressure forces the congested blood from the parts and is highly beneficial.
Begin with a size you can use with ease and follow in order with larger sizes, using each size one, two, or three weeks according to your best judgement. If the dilator causes pain at first, it only indicates great need of the treatment, and the pain will decrease as the treatment progresses, or this may be relieved by using Dr. Young's Pile Ointment.
To clean - wash with warm or cold water and soap. Do not put them in boiling water.
F. E. Young & Co., 7431 South Chicago Ave., Chicago U. S. A.
What is the wooden lemon for?
Lemon parties
Is there a website where I could learn more about this?
I can only assume, “here, you’re gonna want to bite down on this.”
It's a game where you pass the lemon to a friend without it falling
Our record at the family reunion was 25 people in 7 minutes without dropping it.
uh portable version?
It's a decorative version of the real lemons professionals use to practice their media-face.
I do not believe that this would help with nervousness.
If You use it in the morning, You live the rest of the day with a feeling, that the worst is behind You.
Or you could use a sausage and for the rest of the day the wurst is behind you.
If you use it in the evening, technically, the worst is still behind you
Sounds like you never had your prostate stimulated
"NERVOUSNESS"
I'm always nervous when the doctor brings out the rectal dilator case
"FOR THE INTELLIGENT TREATMENT OF"
Shiver me timbers!
I guess if you were headed to prison you'd be less nervous
Are these what Hans Neiman used to cheat?
/ducks
The cure for nervousness, huh?
Anyone else read the label for laughs?
I could but at that size, angle, and picture quality — absolutely not.
It says the rectal dialators can help with eyesight, too.
If that were true, I would be able to read that label.
If the wooden lemon is to scale, then I'm gonna need the kids version.
Now you have me wondering if such a cursed item actually exists but I know better than to google what I would have to google.
The devices were held to be "dangerous to health when used with the frequency and duration prescribed, recommended or suggested in the labeling", and the shipment was ordered to be destroyed.[4]
I feel like I could use one of these to cheat 🤔
Niemann Certified^TM^
I'm naming my next band DEFECTIVE ELIMINATION.
Self Retaining Rectal Dilutors ain’t too shabby either. A bit long but if RHCP can pull it off, so can SRRD.
Butt-unplugs?
anything is a chess set if you're brave enough.
You had me at Dr. Young's Pile Ointment
Holy hell
Other chess communities:
!Chess@lemmy.ml
!chessbeginners@sh.itjust.works
