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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 46 points 1 day ago

It is also the Most Extremely hardest bird to score in golf ⛳

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Gross. The wealthy will fuck anything but consenting adults.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago

Apparently your humour was off par or something.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

i hate golf courses and their environmental impacts as much as the next guy, but calm down. the problem isn't with the challenge of whacking a ball with a stick into a cup, the problem is the entire resort culture surrounding golf upon its introduction to the united states. you can even play a less impactful form of golf like disc golf and still care about scoring an albatross.

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

It was meant as a joke. Score is another word for fuck.

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 day ago

Damn.. I missed that on first read. I had down voted for it being off topic until I saw this one.

Which is both a sign of a great joke and a bad one lol. But excellent word play!

[-] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thanks. I was up early. It’s probably a little too heady for the hour. It’s funnier after coffee.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago
[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ah shit. The worst part was I looked at that exact page to check my knowledge. My eyes must have slipped from albatross straight to hole in one 😂 ffs

TIL

And I also learned I need to be better at reading what I'm looking at

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 36 points 1 day ago

Industrial strengh seagull

[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Not sure on the mating dance, some birds get real wild for those

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Ability to take off and land elegantly 👀

[-] propter_hog@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

More biologists need to report on the muppetness of animals.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Not very borb though.

this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2025
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