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[-] VoxAliorum@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 hours ago
[-] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago

My genetics 🧬 are making sure 👍 that I won’t get bald

[-] IWW4@lemmy.zip 5 points 15 hours ago

Man, my only regret about shaving my head was that I didn’t do it 15 years sooner!

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

Nothing wrong with a little male pattern baldness. Disrespectfully OP, you are wrong.

[-] RedDragonArchfiend@sh.itjust.works 3 points 14 hours ago

Top-shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm!

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Got any more of those Sequoia banshee boogers?

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 93 points 1 day ago

Damn bro. Life ain't over because your hairline went bad

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

b o d y s h a m i n g

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 35 points 1 day ago

The Vegeta hairline hit me at 25 so I just buzzed it all off... I never lived life at all lol

[-] Bidah@thelemmy.club 7 points 1 day ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

those new research chemicals for hair loss pop up every year with lofty promises, and always end up being nothingburgers when the results come in.

if you care about it, try the treatments already available. they seem to help most people.

I mean, it's just hair. We're certainly not vain and superficial enough to let that "ruin our lives", right?

[-] eldavi@lemmy.ml 3 points 22 hours ago

entire industries exist simply because of it. lol

[-] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago

I have a widows peak and I get mad compliments on my hair. It's only over when it's over, buddy.

[-] Scrath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 day ago

I didn't know what a widows peak was so I googled it and figured out that's just what you call that type of hairline in english.

Personally I really like the german word for it which is "Geheimratsecken". It literally translates to "secret council corners".

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago

Germans have the best words.

[-] Master@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

At some point in their life most men have to make the greatest decision in their life... Keep their hair or keep their erection. I've started shaving my head!

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 5 points 23 hours ago
[-] Superdooper@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

There's a certain drug that prevents baldness but reduces your testosterone

[-] silasmariner@programming.dev 1 points 19 hours ago

Male pattern baldness has something to do with testosterone I think? Like, ppl w/ more testosterone tend to lose more hair or summat

[-] Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago

He couldn't get his dick up while looking in the mirror I guess.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Alternatively, you can just decide not to give that much of a fuck about losing hair.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

I would be fine if I was losing hair symmetrically, but I'm only losing hair on the left side so is pisses me off a lot.

[-] skip0110@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

Part it the other way ;)

[-] Provinto@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago

That sucks fr

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Yea that's me rn. It hasn't hit me yet (at least not noticably) but when it does I'm just embracing it. I know there's medication/treatment but between cost and potential side effects (as someone who already struggles with mental health the possibility of Post Finasteride Syndrome scares the shit out of me) it's not worth it.

Plus I have a personal aversion to the idea of clinging on to youth or denying aging. Nothing against people trying to look how they want to but I'm embracing aging, it feels so much less stressful than the alternative

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

What's Post Finasteride Syndrome?? Just curious.

[-] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

CW: suicide

https://www.cbc.ca/news/health/hair-loss-drug-finasteride-side-effects-1.7483898

Some men experience side effects like reduced/absent libido, depression, and other negative mental health effects. I don't know how rare they are but to me it's not worth the risk just for my own vanity. Sure the pharma companies deny it's a thing but they have a clear profit motive so I don't trust a damn word they say

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, Jesus. That's terrifying to read.

[-] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I shaved my head clean, I'm pretty luckly I've got a great head shape for a bicked head. Unfortunately I did it just to see and I have a really full head of hair at 42. I'll never get to share my beautiful bald head with the world.

[-] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 3 points 23 hours ago

I've had a pretty intense widows peak since teenagerdom and have also gotten regular compliments on my hair since teenagerdom. Coincidence? I think not!

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

transfem intensifies

[-] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

I can’t go bald if I shave my head every morning

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[-] HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

I'm ugly with hair, losing it won't make me that much uglier.

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

eh you probably look fine. imo very few people are actually “ugly”

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 6 points 1 day ago

Estrogen is the answer to this problem :3

[-] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 19 hours ago

i passed that point at like 22.

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I started taking pills for it a few years ago. It was ridiculously easy to do. I did it online, it auto-renews, and it's an easy chewable I take every morning.

I think a lot of guys have the impression that hair treatments are bullshit, because for a while there they were. But the new shit works, at least for me.

No side effects or downsides for me. My hairline is just paused, even rewound a little bit.

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

When I see people complaining about losing their hair to male pattern baldness I'm thinking "just take finasteride" or "why don't you just take finasteride" or "just block the DHT this isn't some inevitable thing and that'd probably help so why don't you just do that?" But I'm not a testosterone enjoyer so I lack their perspective on things

[-] moakley@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

It's not that simple for some men, but for some other men it's exactly that simple. I'm sure I'm a little lucky, but it was such an easy decision for me with no downside.

[-] imdc@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

This the stuff where 2% of users lose their boners, then 2% of that 2% don't get them back once they stop taking it? Nah I'll take the chrome dome.

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