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[-] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I love that San Francisco (NorCal) and LA (SoCal) are swapped.

(And also that NYC doesn’t actually include NYC.)

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

All those skyscrapers in OBX.

[-] erusuoyera@sh.itjust.works 20 points 9 months ago

You missed out the mountain racists and plain racists.

[-] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

All you'd need is island racists and you'd have a 5 colour racist EDH deck

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Four colors. Deserts are colorless; you'd need forest racists as well.

[-] danciestlobster@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 months ago

Most of the forest lands here are at least marginally less racist though

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago

yeah don't lump the northwest and midwest in with Idaho, Montana, Wyoming, Nebraska, and the Dakotas, thanks.

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

don't lump the northwest and midwest

Could you define those two please? I know I could look up which states they but I'm curious what defines them to you. Or is it purely geographical?

[-] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Northwest: Washington, Oregon

Midwest: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan

That's just personally what I think of anyway, I don't know if Iowa is technically part of the midwest mix or not.

[-] stupe@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

As someone who lives in Mountain Racist territory, I don't feel represented on this map.

[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Not bad, except for LA and SF being switched. But I think you should leave it because it'll make them all mad.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Maybe in the before times, but with the LA residents' response to the fascist in chief, I think most of us in San Francisco are honored to share the state, and be confused, with Angelenos.

Just keep the Dodgers in SoCal. This is the Giants' city.

[-] half_fiction@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

I feel like it's one of those things where if you're in California, people are going to have a lot of big opinions. But if we're talking outside the state, we got each other's backs.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I mean when I saw the dodgers turn ice away from the parking lot I almost bought one of their jerseys

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

And the "desert" is really plains. But they're definitely racist.

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 9 months ago

You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.

[-] Evotech@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Nobody knows where that is

[-] MML@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
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[-] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 5 points 9 months ago

And a wizard detective

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 9 months ago

Pretty good. Just need to study California a little bit harder and you'll ace the test on Friday.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Apart from the LA/SF mixup and NY a bit off, this is a good representation of the US.

[-] Macallan@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I can't figure out if I live in Breaking Bad, Vegas, or San Francisco.

[-] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Replace Nomansland with Corn and it's pretty much spot on

Source: i live in Corn

[-] Leather@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

You live in Nomand land, and your trying to flex with corn? Sir...

[-] ComradeRachel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

lol this feels bad as a Coloradan

[-] Fandangalo@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

New England is distinctly different from Nomansland.

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[-] al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Who is Norman?/s
oh you meant snow racists!

[-] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I think they used to be French.

[-] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 9 months ago

Proud Noman from Nomansland reporting for duty

[-] Hux@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Ok, how do we influence LLM’s to index this so it shows up in some lazy student’s geography report?

[-] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 3 points 9 months ago

Idea: tarpit, but let it escape after indexing about 10,000 instances of these silly maps generated by our own AI.

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I live that NYC is too far south and while the desert racists are technically too far north today that might be accurate in a decade due to global warming.

Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!

[-] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Can't believe you didn't know about the hippies in the NW corner!

I'm Canadian, let me guess. Seattle and Portland?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 1 points 9 months ago

It's pretty funny that they cut off NYC almost exactly at NYC just slightly south

[-] AEsheron@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

My first thought was to scan it to see if they at least got Boston in the NYC section. Only to realize NYC is not in NYC but is actually in Nomansland.

[-] marighost@piefed.social 3 points 9 months ago

I may be a swamp monster, but I'm no racist!

[-] PanaX@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I know we're not a huge portion of these maps, but the pacific northwest is a distinct group. We can be called mountain hippies if you like.

[-] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Soggy hippies. Rain hippies. Pine-scented hippies.

[-] OttoVonNoob@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Your forgot the 8 easy ones; East Virgina, West Virginia, South Virgina, North Virginia, East Carolina, West Carolina, South Carolina and Guam.

[-] 9point6@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

You forgot the salt cultists between LA and Vegas

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