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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/52738398

Black swan nicknamed ‘Mr Terminator’ evicted from town after trying to drown local birds

Archive/mirror: https://archive.ph/sghbn

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[-] markz@suppo.fi 6 points 1 month ago

He'll be back.

[-] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

That's a very long nickname, but it also tells me everything I need to know. I assume his new town nicknamed him that.

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I think it was an unterminated string issue.

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

I read that as "a black man" and was confused

[-] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 1 month ago

Why is there an apostrophe in the Title.

[-] Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

It was supposed to be 'Mr Terminator' as that's his given nickname

[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago
[-] Fit_Series_573@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I didn't know that was an option until seeing your comment and checking in the options, thanks. Assumed it was like reddit where the title gets locked

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Swans are Beauty and the Beast all in one.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 0 points 1 month ago

A cross between a ballerina and a bastard.

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