Yeah, I'm not taking ANY advice from this dumbass. What does he even do for a living anyways???
checks job title
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES???? HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN???
looks at world
Oh. Right.
Since we know he doesn't mess with science/empirical data...how did he get that information?
Put a picture of Trump under the pillow before you go to sleep. During the night, the supreme wisdom of Trump will be focused by the pillow and absorbed by your subconscious mind. In the morning, you’ll just know the correct answer.
Also works with university exams. No need to read any books as long as you have the photo of the relevant professor under your pillow.
sighs I want off of Mr. Bones' wild ride.
I've said this before and I'll say it again: we live in the dumbest timeline.
Dumbest timeline so far.
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children. Parents who want to have children do not have access. I have seven children. I feel that God has blessed me with that and I can’t imagine how different my life would be if I did not have that blessing.
RFK jr counting teenager sperm?
our parents aren’t having children
If someone doesn't have children, they're... Not a parent.
Unless ~~you~~ RFK means people with a child already, which makes no sense (and never did) except to religious nuts.
People aren't cats to have litters of up to 6 kittens, and kids don't grow up in 6 months.
They need to be fed, clothed, medicated and educated for 18+ years!
P.S. If you dump your kids out on their 18th birthday, spoilers! You're a bad parent.
The taste changed? :)
Viscosity.
Now it’s easy to swallow
And velocity
this administration spends more time thinking about teenage sperm and circumcisions than is justifiable
Today, the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone as a 65-year-old man. Our girls are hitting puberty six years early, and that’s bad, but also our parents aren’t having children.
Let's practice some critical thinking. Join me!
Teens have half the sperm count of a senior citizen? I'd maybe believe they're equivalent? Maybe? He's getting this from dropping teen pregnancy rates.
Teens have half the testosterone of a senior citizen? Boolshit on it's face. So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens? Stronger bones too! Also, seniors have more zits. Are you teen boys even trying any more?!
Parents aren't having children. OK. I'll let the audience stew on that one a minute.
We are below replacement right now. That is a national security threat to our country...
True! Not so much a security threat as an economic threat, maybe the same difference? So what's the solution? Kick out the foreigners? Hey yo, Japan! How that working out?
Money says these idiots do what Russia did about their shrinking birth rates. National holiday to stay home and fuck for the Motherland! (Not even joking here.)
So senior men are more aggressive, more horny, stronger and hairier than teens?
I'm old. I'm definitely hairier. I'm also stronger than I was as a teen, though far weaker than I was as a young adult. I also weigh 50% more than I did as a teen, and some of that's extra muscle. So those points aren't really relevant.
Our replacement rate has been low for a long time, but our population has stayed relatively steady.... because of immigration.
Low replacement rate is only bad if you're racist/xenophobic. Otherwise there's usually (in a supposedly first-world country) an easy solution.
And if you think this is a dig on specifically the US, it isn't. Japan and South Korea are about to have insane difficulties with a very obvious and simple solution, and the US had that solution and are destroying it in favor of racism and xenophobia.
Their solution? Pair up teenage girls with 65 year old men.
smh. What an absolute moron.
Is he personally extracting said sperm?
Why do you think his throat sounds like that?
I honestly cannot stand to hear that man speak for more than a sentence.
His voice is a death rattle.
heroin+WORMS+ untreated voice/box defect.
"Senile government official spews nonsense in press conference"
... and the saddest part is that sentence is not specific enough, there are multiple options to choose from
Bless you OP. I saw this in my feed and immediately had to see if it was here.
we've got to redistribute the sperm fairly!
MABA
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He’s probably mixing up sperm with testosterone level. Somehow the conversation of testosterone levels came up with a group of kids we work with. One of the young adults who is heavily into weight lifting knew his testosterone levels. The 65 year old man in our group had far higher levels. The reason? He nearly died from cancer and is now on hormone therapy. Apparently the levels are set quite high.
Apparently a lot of older men are on supplements or prescriptions for testosterone. Any surprise they’re all so aggro?
Perhaps that correlation with aggression is real, but medically-speaking giving older men T supplements is actually important. Low testosterone can cause and exasperate several conditions, including making bones less sturdy. As for the young gym bros and Men With Microphones... they're more of the issue.
With the advertisement culture constantly pushing "Total T" (which isn't actually Testosterone) and whatever, it's a profitable market selling to men that they are inadequate and some magic pill will make them a "man" again. Not to completely disregard the actual real medical use for it, however.
The advertisements (especially on linear TV these days like cable) are almost non-stop to push mail order prescription Testosterone and supplements that don't do anything, as well, which suggests the male ego is a very profitable market.
Some info on this from the past:
Our girls are hitting puberty six years early
Oh? What’s his supposed correct age for this?
I was taught in college that girls reach puberty earlier now than in prior centuries in part because they are exposed to light for more hours per day thanks to electrification, and puberty is in part triggered by an internal clock keeping track of how much light you’ve been exposed to in your lifetime.
Of course we leaned a lot of shit in college before the internet which turns out to be nonsense now. But I believe exposure to light is more important than we generally recognize. If you trace our evolution back to the beginning, you’ll find light sensitive cells far far earlier than anything involving actual vision.
I learned something new today.
I also did hear that girls go through puberty sooner because girls now are fatter than they used to be due to a number of factors.
Ya, my biology professor had a theory that it was because of estrogen being introduced to the water supply through birth control. After the pill was introduced breast size started increasing and girls started reaching puberty earlier. Makes sense.
Great, the old dinosaurs are hoarding wealth, power, control over our future, and now to find out sperm as well…
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How is he allowed to talk?
The worm okayed this statement.
If that's the case, whats your big plan for dealing with microplastics, Robert
Sounds great, like these kids nowadays know the key to a healthy masturbation routine
It seems like less, but this is the younger,concentrated version. This reduces transport cost and is greener for the planet. That's what the kids are doing now. Keep up grandpa.
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