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Default branch
(lemmy.sdf.org)
pfft. git? svn? please. all the cool kids use cvs.
Cool kids still use copies of the folder on your desktop.
init
That's a poython constructah, __init__?
Capital "I"? Heathen!
Silly phone.
- main
- real-main
- main-2
I want to play a game. All commit info and branch stats are hidden.
main-2-v3-final-finalfinal-lastfix
unstable-final-release2-usethisone
I will never not chuckle at the joke :D
What? Why an underscore?
It's a joke on the "main" name vs. the main() function. That's normally considered the entry point, but really _start() is the OG entry, used by the runtime to do setup before calling main().
Embedded systems engineers do it in Reset_Handler
I see, thanks :3
I use "m". Here is how to set the default btw:
git config set --global init.defaultBranch mgit push it realgood
I'm partial to trunk. Can be symbolised by ๐
Plus if it doesn't compile then you have junk in the trunk.
I use shenanigans, more fitting and descriptive.
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