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Anon asks out a girl
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Now we know why she’s single
Dodged a bullet.
Remember boys: greentext is made up and didn't happen.
You can't be the victim and a Victor, you made your choice.
Are you saying you wanted to date that? That’s self selection at its finest.
anon dodges a bullet. cries about it
If she wasn't desperate she wouldn't be at a bar
...?
Are you high? Lots of people go to bars all the time for all sorts of reasons
Name one besides getting drunk
To spend time with friends and maybe meet new people in a social, fun, and well decorated environment.
Yeah but you're not getting skinnier bitch
Sounds to me like you just dodged a bullet, mate.
Going to a bar to meet someone was the first problem. It's far better to try to meet people in public places that don't involve alcohol, drugs and loud music.
Uh, maybe bars work differently in your neck of the woods, but that sounds more like a nightclub to me. Alcohol in reasonable amounts - sure, but I generally wouldn't expect either drugs or loud music in any bar around here.
Absolutely. Anyone willing to treat a stranger this way is unequivocally a shitbag.
She will die alone, whether she is married or not.
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No wonder she's single.
"Sorry, from across the bar I couldn't see how ugly your personality was. It all makes sense now."
I mean, considering there’s a 100% chance this is just a fantasy in anon’s head I’d say she dodged a bullet.
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Guy's a creepo, gal puts people down unnecessarily. Both will unwillingly die alone.
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Hey Anon, you did great!
In this situation, as in many in life, Judo rules apply: Go with the punch, don't push against it.
This was a win, you just need to recognize it as that.
- you proved yourself that you have lots of courage
- you were not a creep when talking to a stranger
- you dodged a bullet with that woman.
- you tried something new. (might not have worked out at the first try, but can't really expect to be that lucky)
keep it up, don't lose heart, you'll find your match.
For real, I can probably count on my hands the number of times I tried cold approaches like that in my life. Especially with a pack of girls. Super duper ballsy of Anon. Much respect.
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Super rude on her part, but it's also extremely intrusive, rude, and weird to walk up to a total stranger you've never even talked to and ask her to dinner solely because you've been sitting alone at the bar for three hours overhearing her complain to her friends about being single. I'm not saying it can't work if you're physically like an 8–10/10, but that's effectively all she has to go on besides this obviously weird thing you're doing.
"I'm not desperate" could totally be referring to what he did rather than how he looks. This is George Costanza shit.
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