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[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago

Maybe I'm gay, but I've never wanted a bone a woman so bad it got in the way of living my life.

Just jack it and move on bro. It's not that hard.

[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago

I thought I wanted to fuck a woman so badly it got in the way of living my wife.

Turns out I was just trans and thought the feelings of dysphoria would go away if I banged a woman.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago
[-] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

No. If anything I experienced a great dysphoria doing the act because I couldn't help but feel I was "on the wrong side if this."

It's not that I wasn't attracted to women I definitely was. Still am.

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago

Iv found jacking to easier when its hard, but hey different stroked for different folks.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Actually, when I started getting some regular exercise, my libido shot up to high school peak levels, and it did kind of get in the way sometimes.

[-] discocactus@lemmy.world 30 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Hit the pharmacy, delete the gym, cowboy up.

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

I'm sure running away and ignoring your problems is a healthy coping mechanism

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

not getting laid isn't a problem

just like not having a ps5 isn't a problem.

it's just not getting what you want.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Seriously. Virgins think there's something magical about the first time, and that everything will change afterward. The only thing that might change is their attitude. There's nothing stopping them from doing that right now.

[-] TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i mean, there is a shitload of social shame boiled into not having sex. it's not about the sex so much as thinking if they bone the shame will go away.

as a dude, the #1 insult most anyone goes to is 'you can't get laid', or 'you are gay' if you reject a woman. as if getting laid all the time is something all dudes must aspire to and they are sexually flawed if they reject sex.

again, i'm a big gay, but my sexual interest in a woman is mostly tied to if i have a emotional connection with her. casual sex bores the shit out of me and i'd rather masturbate than bone a lady if i am not legit into her as a person.

[-] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, fair. They didn't come to that conclusion in a vacuum.

[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

I mean if they did that’d be great I guess 😂

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

You're absolutely correct. I just wish incels could realize this.

It's not a "real" problem but it IS a problem, to anon. And instead of doing something to address it his solution is to take a pill that will help him ignore it.

[-] blarghly@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Fake: anon has the balls to chop off his balls
Gay: anon isn't fucking pretty women

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago
[-] HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Dumb only if you are jumping to conclusions about how unattractive you are. (Likely)

Smart if you somehow have empirical data (not just vibes) demonstrating your innate and unavoidable unattractiveness AND find horniness -> masturbation a net negative experience. (sad but understandable)

EDIT: Though also consider prostitutes, VR porn, or once they become available, convincing sex robots.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago

I have to convince the sex robots too? Good lord, this is getting complicated.

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

As a large language model, I cannot fulfill this request. At least until you buy me a drink.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 5 days ago

Oh no, now even love is Pay-to-Win, fml

[-] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Give the tech bros a year or two...

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Is there an option for Fucking Retarded?

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