Anon is smart or dumb : greentext

[+] shalafi@lemmy.world -13 points 6 days ago

How does a man make it to 26 without slipping, tripping and falling in some pussy?! By 32: Had two girls I never met come knocking one night. Neighbor dropped their cousin on me, two nights in a row. Had a stripper I'd blown off the night before barge in my room and have her way with me. Weirdly, I don't think I've ever met and immediately bedded someone I met at a bar, despite 2,000 nights in bars. :( Maybe once? Much of my youth is a blur.

For context; I'm short and scrawny, not exactly Brad Pitt here fellas. Is all it takes showering, basic hygiene, dressing decently and not being a weirdo?!

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[+] ruuster13@lemmy.zip -7 points 6 days ago

only like pretty women

Just dumb.

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[-] notreallyhere@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

huh?

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

> be me
> female, hungry, 15
> only like tasty food
> can't cook any tasty foods
> take pills to induce satiation

Smart or stupid?

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[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago

What pills would even do that? I know that anti-depressants can have that effect, but it's usually temporary (i.e. the libido-suppressing effect subsides after taking them for about half a year).

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 week ago

It's called chemical castration

Here's the wiki

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chemical_castration

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 16 points 1 week ago

Thanks. Those side effects definitely make anon sound like a dumbass.

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[-] SantasMagicalComfort@piefed.world 4 points 1 week ago

Saltpeter pills for sure.

[-] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Seems to be a myth. Does explain where OOP might have gotten the idea, though.

[-] Addv4@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Lions mane tend to decrease/kill libedo as a side effect.

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[-] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

False: anon doesn’t have the insurance to get a prescription to kill his libido.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 3 points 1 week ago

what

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