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Today its his Birthday juche-WPK

The cause of Juche, pioneered and led by President Kim Il Sung and General Kim Jong Il, are being carried forward by Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un.

Kim Jong Un is possessed of unbounded loyalty to the revolutionary cause of Juche, outstanding leadership ability, matchless courage and pluck, and popular traits. Thanks to his ennobling loyalty and moral obligation, a new phase was opened up in implementing the cause of immortalizing the leader.

Accordingly, the beaming image of General Kim Jong Il has been implanted in the minds of the people and the sacred history of his revolutionary activities continues without let-up. Through his energetic ideological and theoretical activities, Kim Jong Un formulated the great leaders’ revolutionary ideology as Kimilsungism-Kimjongilism, and he is leading the Korean people to march straight ahead along the road of independence, the road of Songun and the road of socialism.

A perfect statesman of the present era, he accompanied General Kim Jong Il on the road of the Songun-based leadership, working with devotion for the development of the Party, the country and the army. Upon being appointed as Supreme Commander of the Korean People’s Army, he has inspected one army unit after another, which is giving a powerful impetus to the enhancement of the country’s defence capability and the victorious advance of the cause of socialism.

In March 2013, when the situation on the Korean peninsula was growing acute owing to the uninterrupted war moves by the US, a plenary meeting of the Central Committee of the Workers’ Party of Korea was held. At this meeting he advanced a new strategic line of simultaneously conducting economic construction and building up the nuclear forces.

In accordance with this line, he led the cause of building the country’s nuclear forces to victory, thus increasing the strength of socialist Korea to the highest level and developing the country into the Juche-oriented nuclear power.

By adhering to the principle of self-reliance and self-development the Korean people have built monumental edifices for their well-being and raised fierce flames of the industrial revolution in the new century, pushing back the frontiers of science and technology. They have achieved one eye-opening success after another in the fields of science, education, literature and the arts, and sports, bringing about an epochal turn in building a knowledge-based economy and a civilized socialist power.

Cherishing the life-long motto of the great leaders who believed in people as in heaven, Kim Jong Un administers politics of prioritizing the interests of the people and respecting and loving them in order to translate their beautiful dreams and ideals into reality. He shows paternal affection for and trust in the people to rally the service personnel and other people firmly around the Party.

The traditional single­ hearted unity of the country has been consolidated on the basis of his ennobling view of comrades and comrades-in-arms. All the people share the same destiny with their leader, advancing the revolution arm in arm and shoulder to shoulder with him. Thanks to his unshakeable determination to reunify the country, the national reunification movement is making rapid progress. He has thwarted the imperialists’ war moves and rendered an outstanding contribution to ensuring global peace and stability and promoting the cause of independence for mankind, thereby winning international recognition as the great guardian of justice.

In reflection of the people’s unanimous will and desire he was elected Chairman of the Workers’ Party of Korea and Chairman of the State Affairs Commission of the DPRK, and he was awarded the title of Marshal of the DPRK.

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I just discovered a new fetish I wish I didn’t t know about: women sinking in quicksand. Wanted to look up how fast someone could sink in quicksand for something and came across various AI videos and channels of cute girls sinking in it. Wtf.

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[-] PowerLurker@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

boomer gusano fuck who's a regular at my job defended both the ICE killing and the Venezuela bombings & abduction with the captive audience of the customer service reps and frankly if he decided it was all too much to keep going that would be fine

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[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Dedicated Teams button on my bidet

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[-] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 months ago

Im at a doctors clinic, there's a huge middle aged white guy nearby listening to AI slop news, very cool

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

In 2026, everyone gets both more real and more foolish. Saturn and Neptune finally kiss, so it's time to take some dreams very, VERY seriously and throw others in the trash.

Some major shit might happen. Neptune and uranus are exactly where they were during the american civil war (WOW), but don't think about it too hard. History is a spiral not a circle.

Lean into the desire for total change. Become very relaxed, why not? Overshare with strangers. Donate old clothes. Buy gold!

[-] RION@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Is anyone else weirded out by the term "stun grenade" getting used in real life? apparently it's interchangeable with flashbang but I feel like a stun grenade should do the shocking thing where people see your skeleton flickering

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[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

From the Vinesauce pog stream

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

stifled laugh that sounds like a duck

[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Two days ago I fell on the ice in a very stupid way. I hurt myself but the real pain was to my pride. How could I be such a dipshit? Yesterday I continued the trend. Even though I knew I needed to take it easy - I shoveled snow overenthusiastically so I gave myself a strained muscle. Anyway - the third time is not the charm. I'm taking it super-easy for the next few days.

I thought I was going to go in full rant mode but - very bad joke intended - I don't have the energy. Long story short: getting old(er) is no fun. For you youngsters - I do not recommend aging. 0/10 stars.

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Iran is about to get invaded or attacked. Words cant describe the amount of hate I have for every single leftist and liberal who helped manufacture consent. Over a century of recorded history on this shit and these fools act like they have a brain full of pudding.

[-] Moonstruck_Theorist@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Tim Walz will return... In Avengers: Doomsday.

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

The fallout show has such a fucked up sense of scale, like, the NCR was apparently entirely in shady sands, i guess it was more like the shady sands republic huh. the entire legion civil war thing being like one camp, like, what, where's the rest of them? then the Brotherhood goes in the other direction with each chapter casually having A FLYING AIRCRAFT CARRIER so like the brotherhood has like a dozen of those fuckers? they'd control the entire U.S. easy, wtf, probably extending control beyond the U.S. since its AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER THAT FLIES

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[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Just got back from the grocery store and they jacked the price of my cat's food up. I got that, two bottles of soda and some lil treats for them and it cost close to $5 more than a couple weeks ago.

They have a robot employee that goes around doing stock check

I just want to fucking live

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[-] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Im saying for the record that if i ever stop posting suddenly its not because i died or anything but because i got the same disease that chuck mcgill has

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Head hort :(

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

One of the most important artifacts in Chinese history was called Mr. He's Jade, because it was a piece of Jade found by a guy called He. So Mr. He's Jade. I love that.
That's like if they called Excalibur Mr. Pendragon's Iron.

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

If Bach had a synth he would have written Sandstorm

[-] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago
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[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Don’t kill spiders! They’ll kill all the flies and others, they’re great!

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[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My school bully got sent this and hes now in Pandora is their internet connected so I can beat him in eu4 anbennar

[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Finally found a book that will help me more with my HVAC studies but library system won't lend it and all the usual places to find it online aren't working rn kitty-birthday-sad I'll try again in a couple of days. Doolin's troubleshooting bible you will be mine one day

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[-] Wmill@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Feeling tired but energized mentally after walking instead of driving to the bank. These past days been giving myself heart burn from stress just gonna head to library now study and make the connections in my brain more formed.

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[-] uSSRI@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Damn, looking for a new apartment is stinky!

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

i'm wathcing A Bronx Tale: "In the 1960's it seemed like there was a doo wop group on every corner"

WHAT?

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[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Is The Leftovers good or is it more Lost-type shit where they keep trying to throw constantly improvised hooks at you that lead nowhere?

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[-] wombat@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

it is january 8 and stalin saved the world from fascism

[-] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Avatar 5 making 5 billion dollars on a 40 m budget after cameron tricks the audience into watching non blue zoe saldana for 4 hours

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I think I have some degree of aphantasia, which makes sense given that I cannot do math in my head, listen to directions past five words, rotate an object in 3d to draw it, etc etc. Images in my mind are tied to senses, and I also experience synesthesia.

[-] Arahnya@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

those ancestors who kept track of sheeps 1:1 with rocks really gets me

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[-] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I got CEMU set up, and apparently you can just download Wii U games off Nintendo's servers. What games for the Wii U did I miss that I should check out? (I have a Wii U but I didn't have a lot of games for it)

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] someone@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

This is a list of best Star Trek ship classes, in descending order from best at #1.

  1. The Galaxy class.

We all know it, there was no other choice for number one. Or Number One. But the beauty of a Galaxy-class starship isn't skin deep. They're not just graceful physically. Their entire design embodies the Federation and Starfleet. It's a ship of exploration, science, diplomacy, and rescue. And I think it's also a declaration to the rest of the galaxy not to mess with the Federation. "Starfleet's luxury diplomatic vessels can go toe-to-toe with your civilization's most advanced battleships. Step lightly."

  1. The Constitution-II class.

Also known as "The Movie Enterprise". A masterful redesign of the original, with a design evoking swiftness. This is a ship of adventure and discovery, a ship built to race into the unknown.

  1. All the miscellaneous rest

I'm sure there's others, but frankly, who cares?

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[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I decided to drop the instant coffee and bought an electric percolator with a gift card I had gotten for Christmas. What an amazing invention

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[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

The ProleWiki article on Juche is pretty good!

[-] CocteauChameleons@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Is it illegal to add tepatío to puerto rican food?

[-] Cowbee@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago
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[-] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I hate that I got really into MtG at one of it's lowest points. The EoE set was really cool, but wtf is with all the marvel sets they're shoving into the game? And more than half the sets this year will be universes beyond sets, 2 of them being IPs they've already covered before. I thought TNMT was just going to be a secret lair thing that I could completely ignore, but apparently not. If they add more spacecraft with the station mechanic with star trek, I guess I could stomach that, but goddammit.

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[-] Grace@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

I wrote essays about Trump in middle school and now I'm in grad school... writing essays about the same fucking president...

[-] unaware@hexbear.net 9 points 4 months ago

Happy Birthday Kim! juche-rose

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