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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 60 points 1 month ago

Poor tumour, being afflicted with a malignant Netanyahu.

[-] unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 weeks ago

That cancer is Hamas!

[-] BigMacHole@thelemmy.club 31 points 1 month ago

Cancer is ANTI SEMETIC NOW!

-The BBC!

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

-and all of USA mainstream media

[-] wurzelgummidge@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

You mean the BiBiC

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 30 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

ever notice how bad people have been dying at old age after a lavish life without any real consequences for their actions. how old are these fuckers anyway? 80 something?

it's cool that he could die but it's so empty, isn't it. there's like a sliver of weak justice squeezed in between someone like him dying and his successor continuing his legacy like nothing happened.

[-] mrdown@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

Israrl need to be stopped now. We don't want a younger Netenyahu in his place

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 weeks ago
[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

ripe old age to fucking die already

[-] fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I sure hope that people that retire at 65 have more than 11 years of retirement though. Anyway, fuck Bibi, hope he chokes on his shit and dies.

[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 weeks ago

we don't have retirement over here anymore lol

[-] Unsealed9041@lemmy.ca 23 points 4 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers for the cancer.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No. I am atheist.

Edit: I wouldn’t wish death on anyone. Period. But Netanyahu is probably the most prolific terrorist if anyone alive on our planet today.

I will not pray for him. Or wish him well. But I also won’t wish him harm.

[-] orc_princess@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago

How do you explain the Etsy witches kirking kirk? Checkmate /s

[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 weeks ago

Witchcraft working doesn’t necessitate a deity, just that those fine practitioners have tapped into energy source we haven’t been able to scientifically detect, study, and harness yet.

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago

zionism is a pro-state cancer lmao

[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] icedaemon0@lemmy.world 21 points 4 weeks ago

I wish good luck to the cancer

[-] ferric_carcinization@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 weeks ago
[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago

Hmm, weird. I never thought I'd be rooting for the cancer, but here we are.

[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 11 points 4 weeks ago

Early stage is usually nothing, he’s old but prostate cancer usually takes like a decade to be serious. Shame it ain’t pancreatic.

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 8 points 4 weeks ago

Yeah. Prostate cancer is incredibly common and treatable.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 weeks ago

When you're 80 the thing is the size of a tennis ball so it's easy to find.

[-] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.

[-] cmbabul@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 weeks ago

Good post, I’m such a man and didn’t mean to minimize that

[-] Noodles4dinner@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

New research shows his particular form can be treated with a bulldozer.

[-] Redtrax@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

Plot twist. He is the cancer.

[-] Comrade_cat@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 weeks ago

Hopefully he will not get medical help next time.

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago

Oh no, it's metastasized! I really hope they can remove Netanyahu from the Tumor. They didn't deserve that.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

they got it wrong and removed the benign tumour unfortunately

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 0 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Tumors have transcended pronouns actually. I’m going to have to downvote you for not knowing.

[-] taygaloocat@leminal.space 6 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

These news stories never seem to bring results. He's got enough money to make the US his lapdog, maybe the rich just have better medical treatment.

[-] geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 weeks ago

Man doing PR for prostate cancer now

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 weeks ago

A cancer in bones or guts are probably more desirable.

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 4 weeks ago

Correction, that was a benign tumour.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Has anyone actually seen him in the last 3 weeks? Every video they post has some artifact pointing towards AI. Has there been video of him meeting with someone we can verify?

[-] it_wasnt_arson@awful.systems 1 points 3 weeks ago

He was all over TV the other day, joining the crowds to attend the ridiculous Nakba day propaganda ceremony. I have no doubts he's been in just fine health lately, and if anything he's been playing up how unwell he is to get out of court dates over and over again for months. The other big reason for his recent disappearance from public view is the likelihood of his beach house getting another knock on the door from a Shahed, maybe luckier this time.

[-] rxbudian@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 weeks ago

His balls grows every time he authorizes attacks on Palestinians, so it's hard to tell how big it is, but it's bound to grow tumor of some sort eventually

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