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[-] thejoker954@lemmy.world 49 points 3 weeks ago

Love the tagline. "making the impossible merely inadvisable"

[-] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It would be less expensive if the people who gather the raw materials didn't mysteriously lose their virginity in the middle of their trips.

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Send committed sluts to gather the materials. No need to worry about losing your virginity if it was gone already to begin with 😜

[-] SarahValentine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

In case you were unaware, in some versions of unicorn lore they're only visible to virgins ;)

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Okay yeah, that complicates matters. A lot.

[-] Yondoza@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 weeks ago

"Making the impossible merely inadvisable" - poetry!

[-] dumples@piefed.social 22 points 3 weeks ago

Is it lube for unicorns or lube made out of unicorns?

Either way I want it

[-] TheWizardOfOdd@fedinsfw.app 20 points 3 weeks ago

Both.

Alchemists have long tried and failed to replicate natural unicorn lubrication for those who can’t produce enough on their own so they eventually developed a method to harvest the real thing. It‘s usually diluted quite a bit to make it more affordable but for the right price, you can get it pure.

(Yeah, no chance I would post this on my main account)

[-] dumples@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Logging into your porn alt to comment about unicorn lube. What a world we live in

[-] SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

Turns out, it's both!

[-] GraniteM@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

What are its properties? Is it merely a phenomenally effective lube? Does it facilitate passage through otherwise magical barriers? What's going on there?

From the original post.

Illustration for a new lore article of mine, which... might be the weirdest one I have written so far. I'm not sorry:

https://www.worldanvil.com/w/after-silence-hatwolf/a/unicorn-lube-item

[-] recursive_recursion@piefed.ca 7 points 3 weeks ago

I'll take 20

[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago
this post was submitted on 28 Apr 2026
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