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[-] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

[-] Tiral@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Right? I'm stage 5 kidney failure on dialysis, they'd both fuck me up probably. I guess I might have a higher chance of survival with Lana?

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Does Gen Z have any iconic porn stars or is it all just camgirls?

[-] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

The equivalent is probably somebody who went down the TikTok Star -> Onlyfans path.

[-] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

What is he doing with Norm McDonald in that photo???

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago
[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

Lana Rhodes certainly. She isn't going to be able to affect me.

Mike Tyson would get me some 3-4 seconds in.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I mean......Logan Paul didn't seem to have much of an issue against Tyson.

How's Lana's blocking? I bet I could knock her out easier that I could knock out Tyson.

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

It’s Logan Paul, 99.999% sure he also pays his “Opponents” to let him win

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jake forgot that one simple trick.

[-] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Which still doesn’t mean Logan Paul’s boxing career isn’t total bullshit

[-] scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, but he's also Mike Tyson. He can probably still hit someone hard enough to kill them on the spot.

[-] ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm pretty sure the for the vast majority of people Mike Tyson has a much better chance of finishing them off in a minute than Lana.

[-] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 weeks ago

1 minute with either of them is the same length of time, so neither, and both.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't know anything about Lana Rhodes, is she also a convicted rapist?

[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

mike Tyson is 59 now, still don't think I'd last a minute though

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Would not last 1 minute with either

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I only get 1 min either way

[-] errer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don’t think you get 3 seconds with prime Tyson

[-] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago

Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of gold?

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 weeks ago

A pund of feathers.

The guilt you get from skinning those pigeons is infinitely more heavy.

[-] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I don't really want to hit a woman. But I could kick Lana's ass.

[-] village604@adultswim.fan 2 points 2 weeks ago

Are you sure about that? Porn stars are usually in really good shape.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'll just take the money.

[-] hesh@quokk.au 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Lana Rhodes has big blobby butt implants

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