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[-] explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world 97 points 2 weeks ago
[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

there are so many links that i've clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 5 points 2 weeks ago

I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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[-] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 85 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Construction is like this too.

Erection, nipples, rods, pipes, vibrators, lube, rope, caulk, penetrate, lay hardwood, and my all time favorite. “Hey Frank, come give me a reach around, I need an extra hand here”

Edit, nailing studs.

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 36 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I love telling people who aren't from Cincinnati that I had a threeway with some strangers in a parking lot

That is, I ate a 3-way (Cincinnati chili, cheese, and spaghetti) in a parking lot on lunch break with some random plumbers who were also taking their break there

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 2 weeks ago

how do you know someone's from Cincinnati?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

[-] Denvil@piefed.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

I'll have you know that Cincinnati cuisine is the absolute greatest cuisine to EVER originate in Cincinnati

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I cannot disagree. You guys need the tautology award for tautology award winners.

[-] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

Some men are born great
Some men achieve greatness
... and some are from Ohio

Political slogan from the 1840's Presidential campaign ("Tippacanoe and Tyler too!")

[-] DarthFreyr@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Get me some oil so I can tap this tight hole. You're going to need to screw it hard, and then drop a double nut on it. Make sure to keep your bush clean, or you can try sticking your finger in and twisting it around, otherwise you'll never get this hard shaft into it. And remember: if it's walking funny when you drill, try putting the tip between a pair of nuts."

Maybe a bit more machining, but it's not even a stretch to make it sound absolutely terrible. Those are all even pretty reasonable statements in context (if you know zero slang), not just isolated words.

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[-] Dagnet@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago
[-] palordrolap@fedia.io 55 points 2 weeks ago

haha forking processes and killing children

wait

[-] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 17 points 2 weeks ago

Remove child from parent using fork

:)

[-] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Daemon spawning mmm

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 40 points 2 weeks ago

We used to finger our users too.

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 32 points 2 weeks ago

Oh my god I'm sorry I compiled so fast. This never happens. You're just so pretty...

[-] cbazero@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago

I dumped my core so fast ...

[-] vrek@programming.dev 21 points 2 weeks ago

Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

[-] Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago

I think there are 4 reasons:

  1. Most people are very horny
  2. It people are very online
  3. A lot of it people are obsessive with it, consequently easily identifiable as such.
  4. Other professions aren't as identifiable, or online.
[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Linux shell also has... a thing going on.

touch
top
mount
man
fsck
[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Software, firmware, and hardware.

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[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 weeks ago

Just wait until you learn about buttplug.io!

[-] tauonite@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Vibe coding before it was cool

[-] kungen@feddit.nu 4 points 2 weeks ago

The only good kind of vibe coding*

[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

With cargo mommy integration for all the horny people rusting

[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 12 points 2 weeks ago
[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

--verbose is for when you want dirty talk

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[-] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 weeks ago

touch grass

[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 10 points 2 weeks ago

you cannot create art if you aren't horny.

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[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] joe@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago

Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

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[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 weeks ago

It goes WAY back.

The Apollo Guidance Computer software had a routine called KISSING. ...about LM-CM docking, of course.

You saw the opening scene of Apollo 13 and thought only the astronauts used horny references in regards to the docking? Think again! So did the programmers.

[-] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Tell me more about Alice's brother Bob's sisters.

Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

[-] Tattorack@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Wait till you get into game development. You'll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

[-] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,...

[-] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago

cherry-pick the tip

git reset --hard HEAD

and on and on

[-] pewpew@feddit.it 5 points 2 weeks ago

That feeling when your code compiles after a long session of refactoring

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

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