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[-] GhostFace@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

MAGA thinks she's ugly but at the same time believes her capable of doing this. Make it make sense.

[-] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The enemy is consistently portrayed as both subhuman and endowed with extraordinary powers. That framing justifies any use of force, since no ordinary means could defeat them. Stripping the victims of human worth absolves the attackers completely.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's misogyny and racism, the whole way down

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Make it make sense.

I'd do a better job explaining quantum physics than explaining how MAGA twists reality to fit their narrative.

Spoiler alert: I know dick all about quantum physics.

[-] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

They just imagine and then make up how how did/is doing/will do it.

Its not even specific to MAGA. Its absolutely infuriating when you run into it in reality. "No Hamas didn't stop to beheaded 40 babies on October 7th" "are you so naive to think terrorists wouldn't do that?"

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.cafe 3 points 2 weeks ago

It's terrible that she slept her way to the top, and deprived all those Nepo-Babies of those jobs.

[-] Folstar@lemmus.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

I had a similar thought about Bill Clinton's dick back when we learned that Trump sucked him off. I know Bubba was POTUS, but people seemed to be lining up to blow him. His penis must be immaculate, whatever that means.

[-] fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

no one ever talks about all of the people who had to ALLOW someone to sleep to the top, either, just the person who did!

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

"She slept her way to CEO" so your company is completely staffed by people so stupid that they will trade positions of power for a sexual encounter.

[-] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know someone who did just that. She has been shagging the CRO for a bit and is now chief of staff. Everybody knows it. She's a friend, so I'm not going to shit on her, but this is just kind of how she rolls. Judge all you like.

The company is ass. Tech startup and their product is crap, the company is poorly managed and it's a clowncar of a place overall. So yeah.

[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Right? For 'they slept her way to the top', to work, the organization has to be littered with people who are willing to trade the best interests of the organization for an evening of their own personal sex lives. But it's not their fault for selling out the corp - it's the fault of the entrepreneur who's successfully working the broken system.

[-] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What evidence does this person have that Harris slept with anyone to advance her career?

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Evidence? How old fashioned...

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

Evidence or an old-fashioned?

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 0 points 2 weeks ago
[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I would like one evidence, please. And some old fashioned.

[-] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I prefer Woodford over Bulleit in mine.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 weeks ago

Since the trade war I’ve been making Canadian old fashioneds and like them better actually.

Canadian whisky of choice, I tend towards either Gibsons or Wisers for cocktails but you can use any Canadian, then Dillons orange bitters, maple syrup, and a large ice cube. Garnish with whatever you like to garnish an old fashioned with. If it’s around Christmas I’ll char a cinnamon stick and put it in too. I’d like to get a cocktail smoker eventually as well.

[-] ManOMorphos@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

I've been looking for a good Canadian whiskey, I'll keep those in mind. The selection for that has gotten better over time in the States despite what's going on.

[-] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Those are on the cheap end for Canadians but they’re still decent. Specifically, Gibson’s Finest Rare 12 Year and JP Wisers Deluxe. There’s better stuff out there but for value for money, especially if it’s just for a cocktail anyway, they’re my go-to’s. Regular Canadian Club is one I tend to avoid but their 12 Year is really good for cheap whisky.

My favourite Canadians are all probably never going to the States but if you ever see Forty Creek Confederation Oak or Signal Hill whisky they’re my personal favourites.

[-] Windex007@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

They heard and absorbed the hard truth that politicians get to where they are by fucking people, but just completely misunderstood it.

[-] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Counter argument. I've slept with my wife every night for the last 20 years and she's not even close to being a candidate for the elections. I think that disproves his theory.

[-] Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

Counter-counter-argument: Have you considered that she's trying to help YOU sleep your way to the top?

[-] Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

She did date the mayor of San Francisco early in her career, which is how she got her start. After that it was all her though. Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment, which I'm sure many white men have gotten for less valid reasons, not turn that DA appointment into a Senate or VP position.

[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Her pussy was good enough to get her a DA appointment

Now im imagining her pussy, hard at work, burning the midnight oil, checking spreadsheets, building ppts and getting performance reviews

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Freak in the sheets

[-] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

A woman can sleep with a man to try to get promoted. But, there's no guarantee that man will follow through.

If Kamala slept her way all the way to the VP job, she got people to follow through on their promises. That means that once they'd slept with her, they were so desperate to do it again that they followed through on their promises until she was a heart beat away from the presidency. She must be a modern day Helen of Troy, but for sex, not beauty.

Imagine what she could have done as president. Any peace deal where the negotiators were straight men: solved. Since that's most of them, world peace would have been within reach.

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

this is some Bene Gesserit level shit. let's fucking goooooo

[-] RAFAELRAMIREZ@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Turning a sexist insult into a confused compliment is honestly elite-level comeback work.

People saying "women sleep their way to the top" but not realizing that means men* gatekeep promotions with a sexual paywall... and wasn't #MeToo at least partially about that?

*at least mostly, this being based on heterosexual men alone outnumbering non-heterosexual women in general population and especially in positions of power by a wide margin.

[-] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

That approach seems less insane and more importantly, less evil than what's currently going on.

[-] III@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

There is a comedian who had a bit where some guy in a random place started talking to him about how abortions are bad. He just went with it saying he agreed and that's why he likes gay people. They have the least amount of abortions. Really shuts these people down.

[-] BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Cliff Cash! He says you can’t have a rational conversation with irrational people, so outdumb them

[-] nerdschleife@piefed.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Credit : @letsnotdate on Instagram. She's hilarious and baits MAGAts for fun

[-] flop_leash_973@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Imagine the wonders that kind of vagina could do for our country on the world stage if that is her advancement move.

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