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Not even a big melon (discuss.tchncs.de)
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[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Don't wory, I got this

ehm

"There are people who have it worse than you"

Hope this helps

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

BRB, gonna go say this to a child with cancer.

[-] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

When I was in my early 20s I was near tears in my doctors office telling her that the health issues I was dealing with were ruining my quality of life and that I was so exhausted and in so much pain all the time that all I could do was go to work and come home and go straight to bed and had been like that for months. I was near suicidal and extremely depressed. She said "stop being dramatic, you could have cancer".

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

Average American health insurance agent on their way to inform a 6yo they’re not covered.

[-] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago

The merican healthcare_don'tcare system

[-] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

They don't care until a Luigi shows up.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

I got kicked out of my in-laws for yelling at my spouse s sister for saying this.

My response was "What the fuck did you just say to her? Other people have it much BETTER than you do so why the fuck are you acting so fucking happy? That's how fucking stupid you sound."

For context, she had spent the entire 7 hours she had been awake sitting in a hot tub drinking wine and tequila instead of being a parent, and basically dumped all the responsibilities for the children of the day onto the only othertwo adults present, one of whom was having a panic attack. I was les than happy when I showed up after work to pick my spouse up and walked into chaos and her sobbingand hyperventilating in the bathroom.

My In laws are terrible people.

[-] Brown_dude69@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I can't even afford that 🥹

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

My mother has somehow never held down an actual full time job, but has a house.

I have routinely worked 60, 80, 100 hour weeks much of my life. I sleep on the floor in a studio apartment.

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Lotta educated and unemployed people walking around, I wonder what they might get up to if the price of food and fuel goes up much more?

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

A whole melon? In this economy?

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Did you not see the picture, its clearly only half.

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
[-] lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

this is where a strategic " , " makes a BIG difference

this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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