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You guys have to work today?
You guys have to work?
You guys have to?
When I get fed upp and decide to leave work early I tell my boss my anal myopia is flaring up and I just can't see this asshole making it to 3:00.
I've got "narcoleptic anal glaucoma".
I can't see my ass getting out of bed.
this post was submitted on 14 May 2026
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