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[-] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago

It might be combigent, but at least it's veritable

TBF 'combigent' should be a word. Not sure I can think of a unique case that justifies it, but it sounds like it could easily be a word.

[-] bricklove@midwest.social 8 points 6 days ago

It sounds like something that would ease the combining of ingredients/components. Like an emulsifier but more general. "An emulsifier is a combigent for oil and water"

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

Your mom is combigent.

[-] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

Such a combigent, veritable flowchart

[-] KingKoolaid@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago

Microsoft is basically just an Indian company operating out of the US now, so you get all kinds of 3rd world quality issues like this.

[-] Riverside@reddthat.com 3 points 6 days ago
[-] KingKoolaid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Sorry, didn't realize this place is a liberal cesspool. Will prob delete my account shortly. Are there any instances with mostly normal people?

[-] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

You could try Hexbear.net, people hate libs over there

[-] KingKoolaid@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago

Why do I get the impression it'll be even more mentally ill than here?

[-] Riverside@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

Fuck off, Nazi cunt

[-] username123@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

Why are you booing them? They're right.

[-] rudyharrelson@lemmy.radio 2 points 6 days ago

Yeah, never seen poor grammar or spelling in content written by Americans before 🙄

[-] username123@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 days ago

Not that bad

[-] nocteb@feddit.org 167 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

who morged that? Why does that happen continvously?

[-] errer@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago

What a combigent, inbiltum response!

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[-] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 141 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Anyone remember how much nicer the world felt before we all realized nobody in charge of anything with any real power has any idea what the fuck they're doing?

[-] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 4 days ago

I'm sure that back in the day there were adults in charge of the big companies. I know that where I work management used to listen to tech areas for tech stuff. Now they just trust whatever the Microsoft agent tells them

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 39 points 1 week ago

We didn't all realize that at the same point. Some of us have known that for a very long time.

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 4 points 6 days ago

I was twelve watching Jon Stewart. It was quite the epiphany

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[-] faebudo@infosec.pub 75 points 1 week ago

It would be really funny if it wasn't so sad.

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[-] reddig33@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago
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[-] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 week ago

It's a perfectly cromulent word

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[-] four@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 week ago

Data Flow

Data Flow


Data Flow

The Data must Flow

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[-] CoopaLoopa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 55 points 1 week ago

Saw this article from Microslop the other day about their MDASH copilot model competing with Mythos for bug finding/fixing.

Microsoft security blog

And here's the image they went with for the flowchart of what the AI does... Complete with overlapping text and the worst layout I've ever seen.

Zero humans proofed this.

Microsoft AI slop flowchart

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[-] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 52 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm starting to think they aren't concerned about making their slides even remotely veritable. This one's barely even combigent!

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[-] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 44 points 1 week ago

Combigent is too nice a sounding word to lack any real meaning it needs one.

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[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago

Combigent is a perfectly cromulent word! Veritably cromulent

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[-] Geobloke@aussie.zone 37 points 1 week ago

Seems perfectly cromulent to me

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