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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/47074737

Spotted in the wild:

Paper from JABDE:

Credit goes to u/TobyWasBestSpiderMan for the original post

https://jabde.com/

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[-] Etterra@discuss.online 108 points 4 days ago

some poor company's AI

Fuck you, those bastards have billions of dollars and zero ethics. Let them eat a great big bucket of salt.

[-] REDACTED@infosec.pub 30 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Random philosophical question - If Sam Altman is billions in debt, is he richer, or poorer than us? I know it's a silly, mostly rhetorical question, but for whatever reason my brain found the idea interesting

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 55 points 4 days ago

Elementary, my dear Watson.

If he faces the consequences for his actions, he is poor. If he has people to do that for him, he is rich.

Wealth is measured in power and sway in capitalist society, not cash. If you can write a check to a lobbyist to get them to change a bill for you that you never voted on or participated in congress to enact, you are rich.

[-] leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 days ago

When you owe hundreds of dollars you have a problem.

When you owe millions of dollars your creditors have a problem.

When you owe billions of dollars, society has a problem.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

his relationship to capital makes him a different class and therefore able to exploit the working class. bottom line is, if he’s cash poor it doesn’t matter; he’s a piece of trash.

[-] lastweakness@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago

Well, it would be his company in debt and not him

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[-] qaz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Knowing about the world doping agency's investigation makes it even better

‘Penisgate’ at the Olympics: why inject acid into your penis, and what are the health risks?

[-] FosterMolasses@leminal.space 39 points 4 days ago

This is the kind of first world anarchism I want to see lol

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 114 points 4 days ago

Spread the joy. Spread the good work 🤙

[-] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

Based

Keep it up

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 25 points 3 days ago

How do I either replicate this or donate AI slop "papers"?

[-] qaz@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure if they accept AI slop, but if you want to write a satirical paper you can send it with the information from their contact page

[-] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

Thanks for the new hobby!

[-] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 71 points 4 days ago
[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Hey I got beef with them. They rejected one of my nonsubmissions

[-] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 days ago

I have found that AI acts almost exactly like my text predictor in my chats, not very well.

[-] Masamune@piefed.social 31 points 4 days ago

This comment was typed entirely by hand. The comment below will be typed entirely by text prediction. Let's see which one makes more sense.

This is the one I have no idea what is it just a minute ago I am on my way to the hospital now.

[-] DarkSirrush@piefed.ca 30 points 4 days ago

Hope you called an Uber, don't stroke and drive.

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[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Well, it's just a spicy stochastic autocomplete, so that tracks.

[-] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 13 points 4 days ago

I mean... LLM is literally that. There is a reason why it's called AI among marketing buffs, not among serious researchers or at the IT-specialized universities.

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[-] Lenins_Dumbbell@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 4 days ago

Why would anyone downvote this post? It's fucking hilarious. I hope this takes off more

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[-] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 17 points 4 days ago

I mean, it does identify it as being in-universe, not irl.

[-] Syndication@lemmy.today 19 points 4 days ago

But wouldn't it just be wrong about the Star Wars lore instead? Either way, it's not correct lol

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