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how do they grill an entire nation?
No thanks. I'll have the twice fucked pork
Chicken M'lady, my favorite
They locked that guy up.
Using olive oil that Extra never had sexual life.
You should try the lightly fucked variety next.
So definitely not spit roasted then.
Double roasted chicken.
The word they're probably going for is pullet, a hen that hasn't yet started laying eggs.
it's called a poussin over here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poussin_(chicken)
Hey we called it that first !
Personally I think they're referring to a Capon. A rooster who had its testicles removed before "puberty". This is done to make dual purpose birds (egg and meat) more palatable for meat purposes.
not really. the Chinese literally means spring chicken, so
Ah neat, my guess was going to be "virgin roasted chicken" which could possibly refer to the oil or herbs used to baste or braise the chicken.
I am what I eat 🥲
Boogers and lead-based paint chips?
More like ass and pussy 😎😎😎
…that is to say I am half cat, half donkey. I ate what came naturally in the forests outside town.
Now I am cursed to what I am; a cat-donkey centaur.
My life is pain. Kill me. Kill me now.
Me-haw!
Sweet
NGL I could go for a mixed cheese platter.
Smoky gouda FTW
I get it. No need to roast me anymore.
Capon, if anyone is wondering what the translation is trying to say.
That means nothing to me. Still had to look it up.
A capon is a male chicken that has been castrated or neutered, either physically or chemically, to improve the quality of its flesh for food
Glad I could give you another thing in the list of stupid things we do to harm creatures that gives middling returns on quality that we otherwise wouldn't miss.
Can I get that with cream of sumyunguy to dip?
We're out of sumyunguy are you okay with sumolgai?
The Summarize via AI buttons are the dumbest thing i've seen in a while. At least do it server-side, only one time per article? That is, if you rather pay the subscription than the author a bit extra for the summary.
No idea, but good point. That's the first website with english version of this news
I shall replace it with something better.
Sorry, was OT, and not against you.
Ugh, I hate it when the most annoying people on the internet break containment and affect the rest of the world 😮💨
Virgin chicken
Are you a virgin because you're chicken? It's okay - most everybody's nervous their first time...
That chicken just never had a cock
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