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Frank Frazetta (hexbear.net)
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[-] Magician@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

More scantily clad men in my sci-fi/fantasy, please.

[-] Saeculum@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Frazetta's hatred of clothes is unisex

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

Then check out Boris Vallejo too, he did the same kind of mostly naked fantasy and sci-fi art that Frazetta did

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Brom is also a great source of weird erotic fantasy art, often with a gothier and fetish gear-er perspective. One of my favs, did a ton of art for D&D and Magic back in the day.

[-] StellarTabi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

not pictured: only 5 minutes ago, the human snucked into Gorn's home village and stole his ancestral favorite baseball card.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

everyone's all "you need stormtroopers for your evil space opera lair" but im all "retvrn to scaley creature goon squads"

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Space... suit? Hah hah hah no we wear space thongs here. No i don't know what vacuum is but look at this glorious jewelled space codpiece.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago

I can't explain it but this plus latex fetishism is how we got warframe.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

"yeah you can copy my homework, just change it a little so the teacher won't notice"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

Watch out babe, I'll shoot these stinky lizard men, pew pew pew

[-] citrussy_capybara@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

If they were just a little bit more scaly, suddenly the cold-blooded Americans building military bases in my country would sound kinda poggers ngl

huh

Alright, look at me, deer comrade. Look. at. me.

["NY Rush" starts playing out of nowhere]

So you do not seem to understand the implications of what I have written: somehow the parse tree that you have subconsciously drawn in your mind is completely different from the interpretation that I intended when I typed those 26 words. So I will now clarify exactly what I am trying to say: I would feign — that is, I would completely and utterly fabricate — an overtly enthusiastic support for the actually revolting American imperialist project that is the North Atlantic Treaty Organization, if, and only if, doing so would mean that I would attract the attention of a set of anthropomorphized communist scalies.

So in other words, I am attempting to imply that I desire to be publicly humiliated and mayhaps even eaten.

By scalies.

Sexual style.

Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Like, I want it to scare the shit out of me, too. I want to be an entirely different person by the end of the first eight hours.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

i dont remember this animorphs

Someone needs to Photoshop dicks on every character.

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

It's what Frank would have wanted. He was held back by the wokescolds and Cathys (the prehistoric ancestors of karens) of his day.

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Why is the naked man pointing his gun at lizardmen doing interpretive dance?

[-] Magician@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago

They're doing a production of Hamilton

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

You know... that woman has knees that actually look like knees.

this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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