27
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by minorsecond@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

My wife and I are in the mood to watch something terrible. We just watched the langoliers ~~and hackers~~ so something in that vein would be fun.

What are y’all’s favorite shitty movies?

Edit: I have been corrected: hackers is a great movie. I'm sorry everyone.

top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] aaiding@feddit.nl 9 points 2 years ago
[-] havilland@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Wait what??? Some kind of gene experimenting gone wrong?

[-] ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Came to say this, you beat me to it. Definitely The VelociPastor!

[-] loops@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen those two, but the best of the best of the best worst movies of all time is "The Room" (2003).

[-] BumpingFuglies@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I honestly can't imagine any movie being as perfectly terrible as The Room. It gets even better when you start to look into the director/lead actor/writer/producer, Tommy Wiseau. I'm fully convinced that he's either D.B. Cooper or an alien. Maybe both.

[-] minorsecond@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Yea! She hasn’t seen that one so I’ll run it by her.

[-] blackstampede@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Oh God. Prepare yourself for a confusing alien nightmare. The acting isn't so much bad as surreal.

[-] hsl@wayfarershaven.eu 5 points 2 years ago

Down Periscope

It's awful and the jokes are terrible but at the end of the day, so endearing.

[-] ShoePaste@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hackers! i never saw it as a kid but my wife decided to go see it on a whim when there was a showing for the 20th anniversary and we immediately fell in love with it. It's simultaneously terrible and brilliant at the same time. we now watch it every couple months. HACK THE PLANET!

edit: i should probably fully read the original post before commenting

[-] minorsecond@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

It's one of my wife's favorites! We actually decided we're going to rewatch it tonight for like the 15th time.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

An absolute GEM of is Dead Alive from Peter Jackson. Just incredibly bonkers and the goriest movie ever made (lawnmowers ftw). Highly recommend it for 80s campy fun.

[-] havilland@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Top secret with val kilmer

Kung fu hustle and shaolin soccer are also good.

[-] makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry to post off your comment but there's no icon I can find to comment on the main thread in Jerboa.

But, we just watched Die Heart. It was just silly and fun.

[-] tentphone@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

It looks like a speech bubble with three dots inside it, to the right of the like/dislike buttons at the bottom of the post.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] anditshottoo@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Yes, I see your edit.

But I'm still angry. I will try to forgive you but it's gonna take work.

[-] minorsecond@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Mess with the best, die like the rest. amirite?

[-] StarLuigi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

House Shark is a cinematic masterpiece and I'd watch it again anytime

[-] simple@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Kung Pow. It's so bad it loops back to being good.

[-] talos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

They said bad movie, not cinematic masterpiece.

[-] Zebov@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Moonfall. So where to start...

It was a big budget action flick, with sci-fi mixed in. Now don't get me wrong, I can suspend my disbelief just fine - you want to tell me that a zombie can rip a mountain in two, so be it. But the scientist in me just couldn't get past a couple things. It's an absolute blast of a movie, with great visuals. Mild spoilers below.

They successfully hide from gravity behind a concrete barrier. A space shuttle launches from the ground through a tsunami (literally in the water). Just absolutely bonkers. But so, so fun.

[-] Sabakodgo@lemmy.fmhy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Any of the Twilight movies.

[-] Thurgo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Check out Dracula 3000 if you are looking to laugh at a vampire horror movie featuring Coolio in space.

[-] hexachrome@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

new neil breen film should be dropping soon so i'm holding out for that

[-] DaveedMee@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

what a new one? is there a release date yet? is it another guy spoils the governments plan with throwing books against laptops? is it twisted pair 2? it's a magical day the sequel? i can't believe she commited suicide? can't wait to torture my friends with his newest creation!

[-] hexachrome@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Cade: The Tortured Crossing

he's currently running some strange gamut of film festivals, think it'll be about in the next few months. not having how he ai quantum shits and cums all over the corrupt politicians spoiled (he's terminator btw)

[-] sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Of course, any neill Breen movie will be gold

[-] NochMehrG@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

"Evil alien conquerors", it even has its own theme song!

[-] talos@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Waterworld. It's so terrible but at the same time I love it.

[-] regular_human@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Dry land is not a myth!

[-] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Does Robogeisha count? A robot chops a building and the building bleeds, and I don't know if that counts as "bad" or "transcendent human experience".

Trailer, for the curious.

[-] zyratoxx@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

The "Assassin's Creed" movie

[-] Kory@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Aesculapius@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Hudson Hawk. Goofy heist movie with Bruce Willis who plays a cat burglar who is hired by a rich dude to steal several pieces of art which contain the secret to transmuting lead into gold.

[-] undeadfoodsnob@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Bunny!... Ball, Ball!

[-] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 years ago

How shitty are we talking? Because there's, like, Super Mario Bros. (1993), which is a movie I liked that most people didn't, and then there's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964), or The Corpse Grinders (1971), which I had fun watching but are actually terrible movies.

[-] minorsecond@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Those are all great suggestions. Super Mario Bros. is a classic!

[-] Spitfire@pawb.social 2 points 2 years ago

The original Mortal Kombat movie.

[-] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 2 points 2 years ago

What about Streetfighter?

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

That is a great movie.

If you want a shitty fight movie watch the Street Fighter movie. Van Damme, Kylie Mongue, and the dad in Addams family...I mean what more do you want.

[-] Spitfire@pawb.social 1 points 2 years ago

For me it’s so bad that it’s good.

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

That MK sound track still gets me hype.

[-] pH3ra@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I might be a little too basic, but I'm sticking with Sharknado

[-] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

I loved Jason X. When I saw it on scifi as a kid and when I watched it again as an adult.

[-] earlgrey0@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 years ago

Ok, now if you are looking for a movie that is all style and low on substance, may I suggest: Repo! The Genetic Opera.

It’s a very 2000’s rock opera with pretty good visuals. It’s got a really fun vibe and very goth aesthetics. There isn’t much depth but you will probably be signing along by the end of it. REEEEEEPO MAN! REEEEPO man!

[-] Templa@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Franklyn (2008). I love Eva Green and the Steampunk vibes at the beginning.

[-] DaveedMee@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

anything neil breen did. especially twisted pair.

[-] Pete_ish@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 years ago

Fateful Findings is my favorite, Neil Breen is the best worst director ever.

[-] dan1101@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Manos the Hands of Fate. Better with MST3K or Rifftrax commentary.

[-] minorsecond@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

That's a classic!

[-] midas@ymmel.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Any of the Death Races but the old one "Death Race 2000" is so awful it's great again.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
27 points (96.6% liked)

Asklemmy

49481 readers
509 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

Search asklemmy 🔍

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

  1. Open-ended question
  2. Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
  3. Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
  4. Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
  5. An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 6 years ago
MODERATORS