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[-] Coolkidbozzy@hexbear.net 62 points 9 months ago

it's fucked up that biden is going around biting people and they blame innocent dogs

[-] deforestgump@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago

Secret service so pissed they can’t shoot a dog.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 49 points 9 months ago
[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 37 points 9 months ago

That was such a great post lmao heartbreaking

[-] DavidGarcia@feddit.nl 7 points 9 months ago

good doggies

[-] NeelixBiederman@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

He has as much control over that dog as he does Israel

[-] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago

Meaning he personally infected that dog with rabies

[-] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

There is no dog, only a physical manifestation of Genocide Joe's bloodlust

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

I would have stopped going near the dog after the 23rd bite, personally

[-] autism_2@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Dont tell me to read the article I dont care and never will

[-] Dawn_Beveridge@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

😔 this wouldn't keep happening if they got rid of the random guy who keeps hanging around Commander and answers no when staffers ask "does your dog bite"😭

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

Uncritical support

[-] the_itsb@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Comrade Commander 😍

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

Nice to have someone in Washington on our side 07 no-dogs-no-masters

[-] SoyViking@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

A dog that is properly cared for and who lives in a suitable environment does not bite people all the time. Genocide Joe got himself a dog as a propaganda prop without ever intending to be a responsible owner. Now we are seeing the signs of animal abuse. He is an evil asshole through a d through.

[-] Adkml@hexbear.net 13 points 9 months ago

Yea it's wild that people gave trump shit for not having a dog so Biden got some to be better than Trump, evidently never having owned a dog before, and then apparently abused the shit out of it based on its behavior.

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Or people just keep messing with that dog, thinking that because he's The President's™️ dog he won't bite.

[-] space_comrade@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Nah this is definitely a dog with behavioral issues. My guess is nobody actually socialized the dog and it was largely neglected except for getting fed.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

maybe all secret service agents come across as threats and / or non-humans

[-] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 9 months ago

Biden: "this dog symbolises America"

Dog: bites everyone

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 9 months ago

Bites everyone and gets away with it

[-] johnmccainstumor@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

The dog could just be an asshole.

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago
[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

Direct action gets the goods.

[-] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 28 points 9 months ago

TREASONOUS secret service members slathering themselves in anchovy oil to ENTRAP loyal HERO dog

[-] Zuzak@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

Kinetic mouth related incidents between secret service agents and dog leave 24 injured.

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 27 points 9 months ago

If I had any skill I'd edit the audio of a Whitehouse press conference to have the sounds of a dog snarling, panicked shouting, radio crackles, and maybe an occasional gunshot in the background.

[-] ElGosso@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago
[-] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago
[-] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 24 points 9 months ago

Hope the good boy drew blood in every case

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

Old man Biden's dog gonna bite you kiddo.

[-] abc@hexbear.net 20 points 9 months ago

Comrade Commander rat-salute-2

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago

Commander Bitin'

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 9 months ago
[-] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 17 points 9 months ago

CNN has been bought out by the Kremlin which is why the story is being reported right now.

[-] Utter_Karate@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

And God only knows how many people those secret service agents have bitten in turn. Soon all of Washington will be infected, and after that... The world.

[-] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Did they get their semen in time?

[-] Sleazy_Albanese@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago
[-] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago

have we got a Biden dog emote

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

Can we get a list of who it bit? It has to of bitten other people

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

The Secret Service are cops, maybe commander just instantly recognized they'd all kill him if given the chance. Dogs can be pretty vibes based.

[-] Mokey@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Im guessing he has bitten Macron or someone, who is on that list

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