shoplifting hardcore difficulty
this should be legal to piss on
Lol the cops need to be paid to hang out with cute children or they won't do it. The store needs to pay for their public outreach program. The disdain for the people is palpable.
Putting aside my seething disdain for the pigs:
"Police officers spend time with children and shop with them in local stores...to help reinforce they are there to help"
So they do it for free right, as a form of community outreach?
They do it for free, right?
Fucking lmao, could barely be more transparent that they regard everyone else as beneath them. I suppose we should be grateful they're such jackasses about things like this, if they actually did outreach stuff that wasn't "don't do drugs or you'll go to prison forever" more people would probably back them
That's my first thought.
arrives at a shop
do you want to buy some candy?
i plead the fifth and will not talk to you without my lawyer
In my house, we don't talk to the police.
I'm somehow assuming that this is aimed at white kids. Just a hunch.
Anything else is basically just murder.
Children of color are instead directed to an alternative event, "Box with a Cop."
This event focuses on children and families in the local non-White communities. Police Officers spend time with the children and fight to the death with them at the local boxing rings. It also teaches these children the fighting skills that they need to survive in their own communities, if they make it out of the ring alive. Please help us reach our goal by supporting this program. Thank you!
proud to see that tip box empty 🫡
There was 16cents in it lol
honestly that feels like more of a burn than if it was empty
children are able to purchase any items they want at the store.
what, so cops will help kids buy guns and booze?
STOP
You must not shop with Cop.
If I had a child, I would do everything to prevent a police officer from getting near them
make it shoplift with a cop and im in
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