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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 78 points 7 months ago

What amount of people would have to actually follow through on that for it to cause systemic destabilization?

also, lol, The Dollar isn't real so get lots of paper dollars! After the collapse of society, the paper notes will still be accepted and valued very-intelligent

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 7 months ago

I doubt these clowns know this, but a lot of retail banks offer the ability to withdraw funds in another major western currency, like EUR/CAN/MX$/GBP. though I expect there are single transaction limits for individuals in a given period and the bank probably has a policy where they can revoke providing that service. but if you were the first panicking asshole, that would be a short term IRL move.

someone looking to exit the dollar could also transfer to an investment account and purchase some some assets/securities. like that guy who keeps buying truth social shares lol, though for a dollar run you would want some foreign assets which is going to take days to resolve.

I am pretty sure this is someone peddling peepeecoin or doodoocoin, which one could also do very fast because it's a scam. and scams work better when it's a short fuse. act now! FOMO!

[-] SeventyTwoTrillion@hexbear.net 66 points 7 months ago

leftists: "we want dedollarization"

Q: "okay"

leftists: "how could you possibly think this was what I meant"

Q: "another day another banger"

[-] buh@hexbear.net 65 points 7 months ago

Posted April 13

7 day timer

stalin-smokin

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

4/20 smoke up the dollar

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 62 points 7 months ago

Lmao yes please do a run on the banks it would be so funny

[-] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 57 points 7 months ago

The dollar is no longer real

astronaut-1

[-] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 54 points 7 months ago

If the dollar is no longer real why would I liquidate any assets?

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 38 points 7 months ago

Because you need cold hard cash! The banks are going down and money will be meaningless! So keep your money in your mattress!

[-] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Itโ€™s always so deranged when people are like โ€œwhen society collapses youโ€™re gonna need cashโ€

[-] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 7 months ago

Yeah, they seem to think money (or sometimes gold) has some kind of intrinsic value that will survive an apocalypse. If you really want to be "rich" post societal collapse, learn to farm and garden so you can grow food for people, or learn how to collect and treat rainwater. Skills will be the most vital thing, even valuable goods will have their limits (and depending on how things go, people could always just take them from you by force).

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

To buy trump nfts, those are real

[-] dannoffs@hexbear.net 41 points 7 months ago

The dollar isn't real!!! Buy peepee coin

[-] Mindfury@hexbear.net 48 points 7 months ago

hard assets
shitcoins

agony-yehaw

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 7 months ago
[-] newmou@hexbear.net 33 points 7 months ago

My mom is into this shitโ€ฆI really hope she doesnโ€™t screw up her savings

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 31 points 7 months ago

Gold bugs, stand back, and stand by

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 29 points 7 months ago

If trump was smart he'd open TRUMP BANK lol

[-] assyrian@hexbear.net 27 points 7 months ago

the next trading day after this was posted, the S&P dropped 1.2%. they knew.

[-] Parsani@hexbear.net 24 points 7 months ago

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Their third eye is clairvoyant

[-] PaX@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago

So glad I put all of my money into the Iraqi Dinar

[-] barrbaric@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

As soon as Trump wins 2024 and starts the RV we're gonna be trillionaires, baybeeeee

[-] culpritus@hexbear.net 25 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

the truth of the social reality of the petrodollar and the momentum of current events seeping into the chudosphere

clown-to-clown-communication centrist

[-] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

And give them to Me!

[-] chickentendrils@hexbear.net 22 points 7 months ago

if things are that fucked might as well write "Hope u bought lots of dry food and gun lol"

[-] Cherufe@hexbear.net 18 points 7 months ago

Finally the chilean peso can rise

[-] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 17 points 7 months ago

Causing a bank run to own the libs.

[-] IMF_DOOM@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

im pretty sure this was the plot of a rick and morty episode

edit: yeah i found it

[-] 1917isnow@lemmy.ml 14 points 7 months ago

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[-] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 7 months ago

at this point i'm just microwaving some popcorn to watch the crazy conservative nuts happily walk themselves into ruin

[-] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

OWN the LIBS by transferring all your FAKE DOLLARS directly into COMMUNISTS' BANK ACCOUNTS to leave them HOLDING THE BAG

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