Hey I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to roast me like this unprompted.

mods mods mods!

Wait, shit, I am the mods.

And, of course, the classic: Anything you don't like is "deeply unserious".

This one is actually true though

To a certain polity, the posting ethic is merely about posting-as-schema, and while it's clear that the author rudimentarily grasps the canon, I do think the contents of her discoursing is quite lacking exigence.

The false dualism of the schema you have posited is imminent within it's own critique qua critique. The signifier “smarty-pants" is forever seeking its signified, its meaning always already deferred, failing to appear.

When arguing, use "ergo" a lot to make sure people know you just made a point, even if you haven't made a point.

Also I actually used "schema" earlier today but I was explaining a bit of code for the blog logic for my web framework to my partner.

Who art thou, that spake of such balderdash?

A mere philistine in the good works and hands of the sciences they call "yapponomics"?

I'm not even going to try to do all of this like the other comments

how do I do the opposite of this? make insightful remarks or speak knowledgeably on a topic and growing closer to them instead of becoming alienated by the effort.

• Whenever you think you've made a good point, end it with "QED" (or "quod erat demonstrandum" to sound smarter).
• If you feel overwhelmed or confused by any counterargument, be sure to dismiss it as "an argument in semantics".
• Heraclitus stated "No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.", this phrase can be deployed for almost all topics.
• All treats you subjectively hate can be marginalised by labelling it low-brow, meaningless "bread and circuses" slop (or "panem et circenses" for extra points).

I fear I do these and your tips more than I care to realise

Make sure to do everything you can to prevent electrical infetterence.