Activating sleeper agent Tim Walz

I only vote for absolute morons who have never visited nor speak the language of the countries they want to bomb for having the wrong skin color.

Wow, a bit of Chinese?

Boil his eyes out!

I'm afraid the election now depends on whether or not Trump can come up with the nickname "Great Walz of Chyna"

Actually going to China is one of the only effective treatments for anti-China brainworms

Based on open sources, Tim Walz

first floss vp

Wait until they hear about John Quincy Adams. That dude lived in Russia, befriended its autocratic leader, and later lived in the capital of America's greatest enemy and spoke that country's language fluently.

Speak a lil Chinese for em Timmy, blow these people's whole mentalities!

It's so Joever for Trump if Tim teams up with those Iowa farmers who are friends with Xi Jinping

ummmmm

The propaganda machine is already in gear, I see

CHYNA!

speaks a bit Chinese

He can say "Hello." and "How are you?" in Mandarin?

Sometimes I remember Australia had a prime minister fluent in mandarin. Like he was interpersonally a dick and a giant neoliberal, but I don’t think that will happen again.